Throughout our business, there are always goods that cant serve our purpose, but can be used in some other way. We have decided, that it would be profitable, to provide these goods to you, our possible associates.
Here is a quick view of the menu:
[color=#66FF99]-Children: Small, pesky and loud. Too weak to work, too annoying to keep around. A perfect opportunity for those who would want one of these, cant imagine why, however. [color=#33CC00]- Price: 50000 credits each.
-Women: These females, who were found unsuitable for work, are pretty or good cooks, never both in the same package. [color=#33CC00]- Price: 60000 credits each.
-Men: These men were for some reason declined, and we do not have a use for them, are sold openly to anyone who would want them. I'm sure you can find a use for them. [color=#33CC00]- Price: 100000 credits each.
-Pets: Well, you know, those little hairy things that need feeding and constant care in order to give you a bit of love, fresh from Gaia. If Adrian is nearby, do not speak about buying pets. - [color=#33CC00]Price: 50000 credits each.
Good luck gentlefolk, and happy shopping. No refunds.