Bounty on two obnoxious pirates

[Petitioner]

>>>Incoming Transmission
>>>Location: Planet McHatten, New York System, House of Liberty
>>>ID: Rocky Mayers

Right. I'm not in the mood to take **** from stupid pirates. As of this moment, the destruction of the ships "Oh.Look.A.Pirate" and "That.One.Furry" will be rewarded with twenty million credits.
To sign up for this bounty, just post your name. Anyone can register here.

>>>End Transmission

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[elrica]

Hello Mr Mayers

I would be happy to 'investigate' this matter for you sir, off of LPI's books of course. I will however require some additional information regarding the incident:

• Any information you can give about their ships and equipment?
  
• Where did this incident take place?
  
• Any notable demands they made?
  
• Any special requests?
  

I'll assign the following two patrol vessels on it: urmmmm... *searches a list with his index finger, balancing a steaming coffee in his other hand*

LTP-Patrol26

and....

LTP-Patrol13

We'll find these menaces sir, mark my words! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! Or my name's not Captain John O'Haga-
*The piping hot coffee splashes onto his lap as he shakes his fist wildly*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*The Liberty Trade-lane Patrol Logo appears as the transmission fades to black*

GOD DAMNIT! Where are those damn pancakes, rookie? I'll have your badge--

[Sand-Viper]

*Transmission feed detection!!*
*Communications Identification: Olivia Applebuck*
*Message relayed from: Planet Leeds*

Howdy there, Rocky. Olivia Applebuck here; part of the Bounty Hunters Guild.

Don'cha worry hun, I'll try take a crack at these cracks *Giggles*


~Olivia

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[Zapp]

/Transmission fluff here/

Any Colour You Like here, we met in space. I have my guns. Consider them dead if I see them around.

/End Transmission fluff here/

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