To all groups around Sirius but Gallic ones.

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Location: Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin
From: Acolyte Gypsie Skipto, Church of Eris Esoteric

Hell-o ladies and gentlemen. This time I am adressing you to offer some rather new business proposal.

Fact: Temporary Autonomous Zoners (TAZ) is launching in no time the first edition of:
No Buns, No Cabbages Reports - a Temporary Autonomous Official Publication
which will consist in a bunch of public news, stories, lies, interviews, messages, threats, marriage notifications and other fnords, from the Temporary Autonomous Zoners, to the rest of the Sirus population.

This will be the first inter-sirian publication edited in Baffin, offically supported by TAZ, and whose editor in chief, me, was designed by The Polyfather Episkopos Prime himself, Malaclypse 666.

So, if you want to buy space inside the magazine for your commercials and/or propaganda, and should that material pass discordian censorship (HA!), you can send us your proposal (here) and we will respond as soon as impossible telling you how much dineros you will have to throw at us for it.

REMEMBER! There is limited commercial space so be quick in making your choice! The magazine is ready, we are only waiting for your money to be ours to print and distribute it!

With pure love,

Gypsie Skripto (Gyp if you´re a gal and you´re readhead)

PS: PRICE FIXED TO 5.000.000 sc per banner. Goddess made me do it.

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***Location Trenton Outpost***
***Neural-Net ID Richard Price***
***Encrypted to Mr. Skrito only***

Good day Mr. Skripto. My name is Richard Price, Vice-President of Universal Shipping Inc.

I believe we may be interested in giving you something to publish, before we assign someone to creating a draft and spending man hours, we would like to know the cost of a section in your publication.
I would assume, the price would be reasonable, and that if, on the off chance that it is not something we feel to be reasonable, that we could exchange a few shipments of whatever it is the Temporary Autonomous Zoners are in need of to keep your religious sights in Baffin operational.

We would also be interested in hearing what(if any) restrictions you have on the content of articles posted,
as some of what we may wish to publish may or may not be totally and completely honest.
Your message mentions Lies and Propaganda in your advisement, but to what point I wonder will you refuse publication of an article?

If you could answer some of these questions for us, as I said, we may just have an article for you to publish.

Signed,
Richard Price
Vice-President
Universal Shipping Inc.

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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.

[DarthBindo]

Ad space? Hmmmm.
I never have tried such a bold and brazen manner to recruit, but who knows the results it could yield.
I'd like to purchase a full-page slot, and my officers will begin drafting a proposal immedately.
In the Service of A Imperii,
Elder Ezio Della Francesca, The Brotherhood, Comandante dei Agenzia dei Corsairi per Intelligenzia e Operazioni

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|

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Comm ID: Gypsie Skripto
To: Everyone in this communication channel

Dear popes,

It seems that my original broadcast was misunderstood. What we TAZ are offering here is the publication in our magazine of advertisment. We are not renting editorial space, but advertising and propaganda space.
So, you can not send us an article talking about the sexuality of the pinsir crab of Gran Canaria, full page. You, on the other hand, can send us adverts of your products/services/informations.
These adverts can be banner size (//siggie size) or full page size (//individual post size). The prices for these will be 1 million sirius credits for the banner sized advert, and 3 million sirius credits for the full page sized advert.
Censorship is oriented towards TAZ philosophy, which includes Zoner philosophy. That means pretty much anything that doesn't threaten us or our relations to others. Nevertheless, this doesnt exclude information that may be offensive to some of our public, since the magazine will be available sirius-wide and we do not care you people hating each other. Example: you can post recruitment propaganda, regardless that the advert next to yours is recruitment propaganda of your most hated enemies.

Should I clarify anything else, please let me know.

Gyp out.

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Comm ID: Gypsie Skripto
To: Everyone in this communication channel

We are still offering space in the magazine.

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To: Acolyte Gypsie Skipto, Church of Eris Esoteric
Subject: Advertisement

To whom it may concern,

Interspace Commerce would like to get space for our advertisement.

Attachment:

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Interspace Commerce, providing the best and only true banking services in Sirius.
Choose us and never be disappointed for what you pay. We are synonim for "Quality".
Check our Loaning Services and Insurance Services and honor us, by being our Clients.
David Mahone,
Interspace Commerce

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David Mahone,
Interspace Commerce

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Comm ID: Gypsie Skripto
To: David Mahone, Interspace Commerce

We have recieved your request and will include it on our magazine. We will talk about payment of the 3 million credits after the number is published. Thanks on behalf of all TAZ for betting on this humble publication of ours.

Yours,

Gypsie Skripto, Chief Editor of The No Buns, No Cabbages Reports

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To: Gypsie Skripto
Subject: Advertisement

That is fair price. We wil be eagerly awaiting to see how this publications is popular among Sirius population.

David Mahone,
Interspace Commerce

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Comm ID: Sophie Noir, Port C.
To: Editor, NB/NC Reports

Dear Gypsie,

I slapped together a little somethin' for your premier issue. If it brings in some traffic, you can consider us regular advertisers here at Sophie's.

Sign us up for 6 issues please. Where do I send the Flax?

Good luck!
Sophie

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<span style="color:#339999">Reg Waverly * Moira &quot;Kentigearan&quot; Waverly * Fnordette Sophie Noir</span>



<span style="color:#66CCCC">Sophie's on the Square * Veranda Incognita</span>

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Comm ID: Gypsie Skripto, Chief Editor of T.N.B,N.C.R.
To: Sophie Noir

Dear Sophie,

I am glad I can finally hear from you personally, as a TAZ reporter I had only heard of you.

Your Cafe's advert will be included in the magazine, this issue and next FIVE. You are part of the TAZ family, so there is no need for you to pay, but if you still want, you can make a donation to our Editorial Office / Mobile Chapel, The.Original.Snub .

Thanks for the support.

Yours in Eris,

Gyp

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