Porn Stars Start Topless Gaming Site

[Fletcher]

Was going to happen eventually, whether its new or not. The kids will never be safe again, then again the Internet is a harsh and malicious beast.

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A new site combining porn and games ensures that a generation of young men will never leave the house again.

Jiggle physics in games are all well and good, but most guys would rather play with the real deal. They're about to get a whole lot closer. Porn stars Alana "Superpinkninja" Evans and Misti "MeowMistiDawn" Dawn are hardcore gamers, and want to combine their passions for nudity and gaming in a new site. Pwned By Girls, will feature topless playthroughs, reviews, profiles, and other hardcore gaming coverage.

Evans came up with the initial idea to combine pornography and game coverage, and invited Dawn to the project straight away. "Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know, so she was the obvious choice as my partner," said Evans. The launch date - September 20 - is also no accident: Evans chose the site's launch date to coincide with the release of Gears of War 3. "I am a huge Gears of War fan," Evans explained.

Gamers will be able to watch and communicate with Evans and Dawn in real-time via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network (their Gamertags are listed above). While girls and gaming are hardly a new combination, Dawn hopes that they will gain a fan following based on the fact that are real gamers, with or without a camera. "Are you a gamer?" asks Dawn. "Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

Dawn was not clear on whether or not she actually intends to control Marcus Fenix with her breasts, but there's only one way to find out. Pwned by Girls is set to launch on September 20, 2011.

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[SeaFalcon]

they bought www.discoverygc.com?

[Fletcher]

If so, I could start swearing a blue streak since I could justify it with "Look, tits!"

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[Snak5]

Poor SMGSterlin. :/

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[Durandal]

Oh right, I forgot there's something worse about boobs than putting a bullet through somebody's skull.

[Enoch]

Oh right, I forgot there's something worse about boobs than putting a bullet through somebody's skull.

Damn right, sir.

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[Alley]

Awesome, I should think about doing this.
Just imagine getting paid to play disco:D

edit : BONJOUR TITOUNE

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Alley was right.

[Fletcher]

Awesome, I should think about doing this.
Just imagine getting paid to play disco:D

Don't need to be topless for that, just need to be in China.:rolleyes:

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[r3vange]

[color=#FFFFFF]So now nerds wouldn't even have to browse for porn....Really world? I mean really?

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[Fletcher]

[color=#FFFFFF]So now nerds wouldn't even have to browse for porn....Really world? I mean really?

Isn't that what technology has been aiming for? Making it easier for us to find gentleman's material without the complications of relationships?

First there was art.
Then there were silent movies
Then there were actual movies
Then there was the Internet
Now there is video games.

Classy.

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