Dear Wall..

[Silver]

Kalliste was bored to hell in the bar. The booze was good, Copper and the rest were talking 'bout some business, but damn, she was bored.

She looked around and noticed that the wall behind her was empty and vacant.
Weird, considering they spent more money refurbishing the Blood Money than the Liberty Navy spent on a couple of Siege Cruisers.

Her eyes trailed back to her table. Jack Daniels, gin, a complete set of booze alongside her messy paperwork.

The magnetic post'its were looking at her and with a smirk she dribbled something on it while looking at the rest of the people around. One minute later she got up and walked to the wall.

With a quick movement, she hammered the post'it on it and returned to the table.

"Dear Wall. Frackin' bored of my life."
"Killed another Bretonian. : )))))"
"Copper is drinkin' all my whisky again. That ain't nice."
"I need to get laid too."
"~Silver"

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Dusty Lens]

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

[cobalt.reaver]

Some pilots like SNAC
When they're on attack
But when hunting I go
It's Dual Nova Torpedo.

Bang.

-Cobalt

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[2:54:18 AM] Dusty Lens: I think when he was expressing some uncertainty about his pvp skill
[2:54:23 AM] Dusty Lens: We all told him that the best teacher is the undock button and dying.

[2:54:27 AM] Dusty Lens: I think he took that too literally

[Silver]

30 Minutes later, Kalliste noticed a couple more post'its on the wall.
Laughter ensued and she wrote a new one.

I sat with Copper for whisky and tea
and he asked, "Do you fa** when you pee?"
I said with some wit,
"Don't you belch when you sh**?"
And felt it was one up for me.

~Silver

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Dusty Lens]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN????????

LAST SEEN IN DIRTY PICTURE TAKEN WITH SILVER REAVER (ADDED BELOW!!! NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE CHILD)

IF HAVE ANY INFO PLEASE CALL FOR FAMILY IS VERY THE WORRY!!!!!

CASH REWARD TO BE GIVEN!!!!

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/201...t_by_jimEYE.jpg

Tsk, tsk, Mr. Lens. Macs have image editing software. That's all they're good for, y'know.
'Tis too big. Even if that actually show's Silver's how-do-you-do at a reduced size.
-Gheis

[Silver]

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a sh**,
But think of the money I save".

~Silver

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Dusty Lens]

There was a young man named Dave.

He met a boozehound's mother at a rave.

Like mother, like daughter, he ploughed her like no other.

Now she sits in his cave.

[BaconSoda]

Dear diary,

Yesterday I saw the biggest tomato I have ever seen in my life. Unfortunately it was grown on a small research vista on Planet Carinea. I placed it directly in the toilet instead. It's like a lean pocket that way.

Silver came and unclogged the toilet for me. That's good. Because I use it a lot.

More later.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Jihadjoe]

*An arrow points to the poem regarding Lazuli*

I know Copper's illiterate scrawl when I see it ~ Aodh

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[Virus]

*An arrow points to the poem regarding Lazuli*

I know Copper's illiterate scrawl when I see it ~ Aodh

speakin' the truth
I know Copper's <strike>illiterate scrawl when I see it</strike> ~ Aodh

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