To: Chris Collective

[schlurbi]

Helloooo?! I am a lost Chris, come and help me! I am also having Trouble thinking without being connected D:

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Leo]

We shall bring you into the fold. Come now, it's okay. Let us take you under our wing. Pay no mind to the dancing cat on the left. He's just here for the booze.

~Leo

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You fear oblivion. Yet you forget. The universe remembers every atom of your being. Even dust hums your name in the dark.
The Banished Legion

[schlurbi]

But you seem to be a Leo D.<

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Leo]

I am actually a Chris on a secret mission to bring awesomeness everywhere. Don't tell anyone.

~Leo

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You fear oblivion. Yet you forget. The universe remembers every atom of your being. Even dust hums your name in the dark.
The Banished Legion

[schlurbi]

Then reconnect me to the Collective, I just can't deal with it. Q__Q

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Leo]

I will discuss this with the other Christopher's. You are not alone lost one. You are not alone.

~Leo

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You fear oblivion. Yet you forget. The universe remembers every atom of your being. Even dust hums your name in the dark.
The Banished Legion

[Zelot]

Not this crap again.

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[schlurbi]

I will discuss this with the other Christopher's. You are not alone lost one. You are not alone.

~Leo

Hurry up, don't let me wait outside. It's cold and wet out here!

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Rommie]

I'm also a Chris, undercover as a Rommie. Where do I sign?

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In space, nobody knows I'm a panda

[schlurbi]

No you're not. I don't believe you, take this!

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"