Today, it's your birthday. Or it was, on our longitudes.
Good for you. Even dogs have birthdays.
But... since its that day, it's that special moment to look for nice things to say about you.
Firstly, there is your beard. Its awesome, there is no denying it.
Secondly, although you are a grumpy bugger who must have spent the majority of his childhood alone arranging his playmobiles around himself in anticipation of his god-emperor of Kusari destiny, you still have that je-ne-sais-quoi. Dunno what its called. Charisma. Or likability. Or something else.
Thirdly, and this is prolly the hardest part to admit... you actually weren't that bad as as admin. Actually you were a pretty decent one. Or maybe not, but you did a lot of things I found awesome, mainly things to people I don't like. And I know you secretly did it all for me. Or at least I'm attributing them to you, maybe wrongly. Anyways, those were nice.
So, here is a song to express my thoughts and feelings: