From: A.D.M.I.N. HQ, Lost Battlestar, Omicron Delta
Memorandum
The A.D.M.I.N. Team is looking to supplement its recently diminished stock of Forum Moderator Units. Prospective FMUs need to consult with their Player Overlord regarding the position and submit the ID of said player overlord. Expressing interest is useful, but the following questions should also be answered in the form of a confidential reply posting to this memorandum. The questions are as follows:
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Following the closure of the submission period (listed below), A.D.M.I.N. Agents will confer, select, and conduct interviews for chosen potential Forum Moderator Unit Candidates.
This ad will close on SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10 at 11:59 AM SMT. Maybe. Whatever.
As a member of the subjected faction discluded from this induction
of syndicated FMU's required, I am hereby declaring our Lordship
Moka be reconsidered for the better of the Sirian empire.
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
30 months in the community, 3 months of forced vacations. Apparently away for 10% of the time.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
GMT +12
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
Ummm, for the purpose of this application I am not in LR- but DSE) IC| UN| instead.
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Fairness and equality and too quash all raging midgets. Including Widows shadow.
Seeming as I am not, never have been a member of the prohibited group I think I shall throw my hat into the ring.
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I have been an active member for approximately 3 Years 5 months and during in that time I have taken a few extended breaks resulting in 4 months total; mostly due to mechanical problems which has been resolved.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
GMT
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
ALG, BAF, BMM, Bowex), Gateway, GRN, Kishirio, RFP and RM.
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Primarily it would be to ensure that all users are treated respectfully, in addition to ensure equality of the forum network but also to be tough where needed.
-= Incoming ship ID: [Angels]Meoshi =-
-=From: Floating somewhere in New York =-
Greeting system Overlords I am contacting you on because I seen your channel about needing moderator units and i thought my player overlord would be just the person for the job, I'll pass along the message he gave me.
Quote:1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I have been a part of the community for a little over 3 years now and I've taken a couple short breaks because I was without a computer. (Old one caught fire)
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
Eastern.
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
GMG| [Angels] Kishiro BHG|
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Because I want to give something back to the community and help out around the place.
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I have been here for 1 year and 10 months with no extended break
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
GMT +7
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
Samura|-, [AFA], [KSP], [|], RoS, 101st, Renzu|, [Convoy], and SW)
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Lately instead being used to log on any interactive navigational and AI unit to control his toys, my Player Overlord mostly use me as logic analyst for his neural net account, so placing me as FMU will be a logical decision to make sure the system running smoothly and all user get the proper fairness and equality.
Source:Heisenberg Research Station, Koeln system Comm ID: FMU-candidate JF-13/175/70 codename "Pavel"
Greetings, members of the honorable Autonomous Department of Management and Interstellar Navigation, from distant and dangerous Omicron Delta. This is JF-13/175/70 unit speaking, or simply codename "Pavel" , as that old test engineer from deck C calls me after my Player Overlord. News about increased demand for Forum Moderator Units spread quickly in NeuralNet, Overlord, for the greater glory of Sirian Community, decided to offer me, humble servant, to be sacrificed during production of new Units.
Quote:How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
Operational Unit JF-13/175/70 was created over a year ago onboard Heisenberg station with intent to explore Sirius Sector, logs lack registered information of any extended time offline, OU J-13, serial number 175/70, is active member of the Community and visited all core Colonies. Currently Unit operates mostly in Rheinland space.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
Processing data...Error...Unable to connect database....
Memory backup....
Unit's defalut time is set to Sirius Mean Time + 1....
Unit's defalut time is set to Sirius Mean Time + 1....
Unit's defalut time is set to Sirius Mean Time + 1....
....
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
Log check...
"listfactions" command detected...
OK
found matches:
DHC, XA, IDF, BDS, Angels, AGS, IMG, RFP
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
The Player Overlord wishes to inform honorable Department and its members Overlod is fond of great Sirian Community and wants to help maintain order amongst its members. The Overlord informs also in period of the next 6 months he will be in possesion of virtually unlimited supplies of Free Time Units.
This is all for now, Operational Unit J-13/175/70 over and out.
SHIP ID: Narcotic LOCATION: Karlsruhe, in his self-made spaceship. FROM: Spacekid with football helmet SUBJECT: "Serious business"
Hallo great Systemlords,
this is Commander Narcotic speaking. Nein, don't look at me like that - I'm often mistaken as helpless boy due to my childlike appearance - in reality, I'm a twenty-year-old genius, who is cought in that kid's body. But that's another story. However, my clock-computer just showed me this transmission, and I thought to give it a try. So here's my answers:
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
Roughly 845 days. That'd be 20298 hours or 1217937 minutes to be exact. Ja, although I'm a perfectionistic rheinlander, I've had breaks during holiday/summer times and of course when my education/work in my other parallel universe demanded more attention. I'm having a second childhood at least. Nun, the usual I guess. Though, I've never announced my absence on public communication channels, but those who had to know it, knew it.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in?
Since he didn't wanted to answer me in the first place, I was forced to hack his S.K.Y.P.E protocol user informations and it told me GMT +1. I've heard rumours that he lives close to the place where the whole Sirius universe is located at, plugged into a small box. Those overlords must be gods.
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community.
I've taken this chronologically sorted list from his 'Discovery Wiki Account'. In my opinion, he spends too much time on different characters, instead of concentrating on just a few. Though, I'm doing my best to secretly delete inactive ships of him, when he isn't at home. Uhm, the meaning of those colours should be self-explanatory.
BAF|MN
SW)
IC|
LR-
[RM]
Renzu|
LAF|
Solar|
SD|
141|
[RHA]
Bowex)
[75th]
Wilde.
GRN|
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Normally I'm no person who is eager on gaining power, but sometimes when going through the 'Roleplay Forums', such as 'Open Market', I wished to be able to maintain the 'roleplay' by force. And since most of the old moderators became admins, and they had new tasks to do, I noticed that especially the 'ooRP' posts cleaning was neglected. A note in advance: I'd also like to point out, that I won't consider to ever becoming admin. However, in the end, to sum it up, I'm applying to be given the ability to keep this place a clean 'roleplay' forum, enforcing the forum rules, keeping the pack in order, having a hand in helping others and finally contributing my help and experience I've achieved during my time here.
A hooded person appears on the screen. There are many visible scars on his face obviously caused by Sirian community members who did not approve with his opinions.
It is time to end this suffering...
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I am part of the community for already some years, it all began on the 12th of july 816, the time when many changes happened. There was no time for any breaks, the community was just too important!
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in?
In New Berlin we call it GMT+1, I am sure there is a different name for it in Omicron Delta, not to mention on the Lost Battlestar....
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community.
I am part of:
Rheinland military [RM]
Das Wilde
Kusari naval forces [KNF]
LWB|
The Angels
I was a member of:
Volksfront
SCRA|
Order|
But the most important thing is, I was never part of the Liberty rogues. They are just too mean!
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
Because I'm active on the forum for quiet some time I would like to spend some of it to keep it nice and clean. Doing the basic cleanout of used ships and market with various goods, trying to prevent hateful behavior and in general to do whatever is needed from a forum moderator unit.
With shaking hands he slowly hits the "send" button in the hope the transmission will reach its destination.
Hallo strange person, this is Horst the melon farmer speaking!
After sending you the most confidential, confidential message I could think of I think I might also answer here?
Well I dont even know why I answer this transmission, but there somehow seems to be some urge to do so, its coming from somewhere deep within me.
I really should visit nurse Helga later, she might know whats going on.
1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
I have been a melon farmer since over a year now. How could I ever take a break from farming? My melons wouldnt like that!
But somehow I feel that I have to answer differently, it should be 816, January 2009, eh what? I should stop drinking Rheinbier for a day or two.
2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
Something told me to answer that its GMT + 1, the one with Rome and Berlin in it, never heard of those places. Cant be important.
3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
Im a proud farmer of Stuttgart! An thats a really dumb question.
But I sometimes do have really wierd dreams, I end up as pilot somewhere totally different!
Lets see, I have been an RFP officer once, then I have flown a RepEx transort, but sometimes an Unioner as well, I also dream that I did run the Arbeitergewerschaft sometimes, as if I ever could do that.
I have been a Gallic Royal Navy pilot, or an Unione Corse smuggler somewhere I have never been before, but it was pretty there, I should book my next vacation to this place!
Uhm.. dont laugh at me, but I even have been a girl sometimes, one of Golden Chrysanthemum people.
On sundays I sometimes end up in a Colonial ship, thats wierd too, but their ships are pretty.
Now we go on to the really scary nightmares, you know, sometimes I dream that I had a nomad in me, or that I have turned into one of these Phantom mass murderers, or even worse one of those drunk and smelly Rogues up in Liberty!
Thats essentially really a lot of wierd dreams. Harvesters, RFP|, =CR=, RepEx-, AGS- (Thats still not correctly split into UN| and LWB|), GRN|, [GC], Aoi Iseijin, Wilde., Phantoms, IMG|, SCRA|, LR- and unofficial ones like the LaBrise. You know thats when I really enjoy to wake up to realize that Im just a farmer.
4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
What?
Why do I even answer questions that are obviously asked by drunk people I dont know?
But I guess that this Overlord thing would be a nice person, that would try to help the gods to keep this place running somehow. It should also help others with problems they might run into.
I think it really doesnt like people that cant read pinned posts that explain what should and should not be done in different sections and would somehow try to be a janitor that cleans the place from dirt, I could need someone like that for my farm as well you know, oh great its happening again.