ENCRYPTION: PL07 D3V1C3 COMMID:Flotillenadmiral Siegfried, BDM| U-Flotte LOCATION:BDM|RNC-Brynhildr, Mephistopheles Class 006 Production Type Cruiser, BDM|U- Forward Operating Base
Abend, Herren und Damen of the BGS.
It has recently come to my attention that the officers of the RFP| have been deprived of a very crucial piece of hardware in the fight for order and law in the Rhein.
The following cargoes have been delivered to RFP offices on Hamburg, New Berlin, Vierlande, and a dozen other locations designated RFP operational zones:
Quote:CARGO MANIFEST:
MODEL IX-3AB "GOTTERDAMERUNG" EXPERIMENTAL LIQUIDS DISPENSER
- Pre programmed settings: 9203 coffee variants including specified "Latte, Expresso mix" setting.
Quantity: 32 units
REPORT COMPLETE
FLOTILLENADMIRAL SIEGFRIED, KAI - BDM| EXTENDED LOGISTICS DIVISION
To: BDM|RNC-Brynhildr, Mephistopheles Class 006 Production Type Cruiser, BDM|U- Forward Operating Base
From: Martin Trauer, Brigadegeneral of the Rheinland Bundespolizei Bundesgrenzschutz
Subject: excuse me?
Guten Tag Flottenadmiral Siegfried of BDM| U-Flotte
What a cheek! My eyes nearly popped out of my head when I noticed this message. I'm the Brigadegeneral of the Bundesgrenzschutz, so do you really believe I would drink
SOURCE:SITE 62 - SCHATTEN RESEARCH FACILITY ID VERIFICATION:Overseer Heinrich Von Trapp, Special Projects DESTINATION:BDM|LV-Eir ENCRYPTION:3N1GM4 TEXT ONLY
Operational manuals for the MODEL IX-3AB "GOTTERDAMERUNG" EXPERIMENTAL LIQUIDS DISPENSER have been included with each unit. Unfortunately, it is neither recommended nor advised to requisition item: COFFEE, BLACK due to an unfortunate tendency for the IX-3AB to dispense approximately 15 Mrad of ionizing radiation, accompanied by 300cc of weapons grade plasma.
Other than that one known hardware bug, the IX-3AB complies with all relevant workplace hazard laws, including 22-CFR-66.68B regarding the "NECESSARY LOSSES" Act.
As a point of formality, I am obligated to inform you that people that use this product should abstain from procreation for a period of at least twenty four hours after consuming anything dispensed from the IX-3AB.
PRIORITY:High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur Markus Schmarn
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Hardware
Meine Herren of the BDM,
I am contacting your for ein important matter. It has come to mein ears that our Libertonian counterparts, the LPI hace ein new secret asset which seems to give them ein advance towards the Rheinland Polizei.
Such asset is rumored to be called Zero-G-Coffee-to-go, which enables them to work on longer periods.
Meine Damen and Herren, this is not acceptable. The Rheinland Federal Polizei is in dare need of these attachments as well.
Therefore I ask the Buero to obtain some of these devices and adapt them so they the Rheinland Polizei vessels can use the MODEL IX-3AB in space.
Is Schatten Research Facility able to reengineer them in such way?
Signed,
Markus Schmarn
Inspekteur Rheinland Federal Polizei
ENCRYPTION: PL07 D3V1C3 COMMID:Flotillenadmiral Siegfried, BDM| U-Flotte LOCATION:BDM|RNC-Brynhildr, Mephistopheles Class 006 Production Type Cruiser, BDM|U- Forward Operating Base
HerrInspekteur Markus Schmarn,
Your request has been forwarded to the Special Operations. Rheinland has always kept a distinct technological edge over the Libertonians in the field of caffeinated, warm beverages - the notion of a shift in the balance of power regarding the processing and consumption of such a critical commodity is utterly unacceptable.
Site 86 Culinary Warfare Division Team 3 "BREWMEISTERS" has been dispatched to remedy this issue.
REPORT COMPLETE
FLOTILLENADMIRAL SIEGFRIED, KAI - BDM| EXTENDED LOGISTICS DIVISION