[8:41:44 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): In the begining...
[8:41:48 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was the word.
[8:41:52 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): No u
[8:41:57 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And it was written by a baboon.
[8:41:57 PM] Dabbykins: Yus
[8:42:13 PM] Chris Shake: in the beginning, there was Command & Conquer and Warcraft...
[8:42:23 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And in the end...
[8:42:26 PM] Dabbykins: Shut up, you're ruining the moment
[8:42:40 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was the game.
[8:42:55 PM] Dabbykins: In the end, there was Dab. His presence killed the world, because everyone had the urge to shoot themselves because of him.
[8:42:59 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And it was written by The baboon.
[8:43:14 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): [8:42 PM] Dabbykins: In the end, there was Dab. His presence killed the world, because everyone had the urge to shoot themselves because of him.
<<< I agree.
[8:43:18 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And his name was howard.
[8:43:31 PM] Ian: The baboon?
[8:43:55 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): A baboon named Howard?
[8:43:58 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Yes.
[8:44:05 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): That...
[8:44:07 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): is kickass
[8:44:22 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Was his brother a Monkey named Bob?
[8:44:27 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): No.
[8:44:32 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): For that was the end.
[8:44:38 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins was just about to make a comment about an Ape named Bob. **** you Austin.
[8:44:38 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Aww.
[8:44:39 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, There was the begining.
[8:44:43 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): HAH
[8:44:47 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): GET SOME!:D
[8:44:51 PM] The Fist Adamant: Baboons? What is this, ancient Egyptian mythology?
[8:44:56 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins takes the cookies.
[8:44:57 PM] Dabbykins: GOT SOME!
[8:44:59 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): This is the Game.
[8:45:01 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): GET SOME!
[8:45:02 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/Wa...hilim/Jihad.gif
[8:45:09 PM] The Fist Adamant: Blasted game...
[8:45:13 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): You can have the cookies dab.
[8:45:14 PM] Dabbykins: No fist, we don't have Cats here.
[8:45:46 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): This is all going on ICHS
[8:45:49 PM] The Fist Adamant: I should 'ope not. I 'ave a very strict no pets policy 'ere.
[8:46:00 PM] The Fist Adamant: Which reminds me.
[8:46:01 PM] The Fist Adamant: DIETER!
[8:46:05 PM] Dabbykins: Baboons and Apes aren't pets
[8:46:07 PM] Dabbykins: So
[8:46:09 PM] Dabbykins: Howard stays
[8:46:14 PM] The Fist Adamant: Tell that to the Buccaneers.
[8:46:21 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins will.
[8:46:24 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins will...
[8:46:37 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Howard is the begining, and the end. Of all things. Except dabs ego.
[8:46:38 PM | Edited 8:46:47 PM] The Fist Adamant: Jingles is scary...
[8:46:56 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Which is contained solely in howards excretment.
[8:47:04 PM] Ian: http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Wa...tosin100182.jpg
[8:47:24 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then he slept.
[8:47:25 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): http://media.photobucket.com/image/jihad/C...aabbbb.jpg?o=10
[8:47:31 PM] Dabbykins: That, Will, is because Dab's ego is the enormous mass that contains our universe, and it will eventually consume everything, condensing it until it powers another big bang.
[8:47:36 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins 's Big Bang Theory.
[8:47:45 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, there was the word...
[8:47:51 PM] Dabbykins: And thus
[8:48:01 PM] Dabbykins: All can be called the invention of Dab
[8:48:09 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And thus, howard had a reason.
[8:48:12 PM] Dabbykins: For without Dab, there would be no Baboon Named Howard to make the word.
[8:48:28 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And without the word, paradoxes cannot exsist.
[8:48:35 PM] Dabbykins: (Austin, you better not ICHS all this)
[8:48:42 PM] Carmen: Oh god...
[8:48:43 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Oh
[8:48:45 PM] Carmen: Please...
[8:48:55 PM] Carmen: No skype paradoxes...
[8:48:58 PM] Carmen: Just no...
[8:48:59 PM] Dabbykins: Bow Georgia, bow.
[8:48:59 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): I only ICHS'd up until Dabbykins Will, will
[8:49:06 PM] Dabbykins: Good
[8:49:18 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Cause that was the only funny part.:D
[8:49:23 PM] Carmen: Carmen refuses to bow.
[8:49:25 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then.
[8:49:32 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was Jihad...
[8:49:36 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): BOW DAMMIT!!! XD
[8:49:37 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And all that was ceased to be.
[8:50:01 PM] The Fist Adamant: [8:48 PM] Dabbykins: Bow Georgia, bow.
<<<
[8:49 PM] Carmen: Carmen refuses to bow.
<<< Is it bad that every single time you said it, I thought you were saying "blow"?
[8:50:20 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao....
[8:50:25 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Yes, it is. (rofl)
[8:50:52 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, the jihad sprofled
[8:52:23 PM] Dabbykins: (I'm not sure that is forum appropriate Beck..)
[8:53:33 PM] The Fist Adamant: /commands
[8:54:09 PM] Dabbykins: /help you mean?
[8:54:18 PM] The Fist Adamant: Yeah, already did that.
[8:56:04 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins is bored.
[8:56:11 PM] Dabbykins: Beck
[8:56:14 PM] Dabbykins: Austy
[8:56:18 PM] Dabbykins: You two
[8:56:18 PM] Dabbykins: Should make a new character
[8:56:19 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): How may i assist?
[8:56:23 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Hmm.
[8:56:26 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Oh?
[8:57:20 PM] Dabbykins: Oh. Yes.
[8:58:29 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Perhaps a little more infomation about said character would be... "Good"?
[8:58:52 PM] Dabbykins: GC
[8:59:25 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Uh...
[8:59:30 PM] The Fist Adamant: No, Buccaneer!
[8:59:37 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Joseph DeFrance (Murphy) is already a Buccaneer
[8:59:44 PM] The Fist Adamant: Good point.
[8:59:53 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Joseph DeFrance (Murphy) makes Austin Goodmen into a Buccaneer.
[8:59:55 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): >_>
[9:00:00 PM] Dabbykins: NO.
[9:00:04 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao XD
[9:00:26 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Why can't Goodmen be a Buccaneer? XD
[9:00:33 PM] Dabbykins: Because
[9:00:36 PM] Dabbykins: Then Evyn has to kill him
[9:00:40 PM] Ian: Samura!
[9:00:41 PM] Dabbykins: And she can't torment him, if he's dead.
[9:00:42 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I remember when you tried to get me to join kiretsu..
[9:00:58 PM] Dabbykins: Pictures or it didn't happen
[9:01:06 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao
[9:01:11 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I see...
[9:01:19 PM] The Fist Adamant: He could always run away instead of being killed.
[9:01:25 PM] The Fist Adamant: After all, that's the Buccaneer way.
[9:01:31 PM] Dabbykins: No, I actually use CDs, unlike most BAF
[9:01:32 PM] Dabbykins: Therefor
[9:01:34 PM] Dabbykins: I spam.
[9:01:37 PM | Edited 9:01:37 PM] Dabbykins: A lot.
[9:01:39 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): That is true.
[9:01:43 PM] The Fist Adamant: We've gotten away under CD fire before.
[9:01:51 PM] Dabbykins: Not my CD fire.
[9:01:56 PM] The Fist Adamant: Or we could always pull the "honest traders" schpiel.
[9:02:05 PM] Dabbykins: Which doesn't work on me.
[9:02:10 PM] Dabbykins: Besides
[9:02:12 PM] Dabbykins: Evyn
[9:02:14 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): See?
[9:02:16 PM] Dabbykins: Isn't an honest soldier
[9:02:19 PM] Dabbykins: So being an honest trader
[9:02:23 PM] Dabbykins: Ain't gonna help you a damn bit.:D
[9:02:24 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I bumped your chat dab.
[9:03:17 PM] crowtbrobot: Oh wow, I missed a lot.
[9:03:18 PM] The Fist Adamant: [9:02 PM] Dabbykins: Ain't gonna help you a damn bit.
<<< But we sell actuall definitely-not-stolen merchandise!
[9:03:33 PM] The Fist Adamant: Robotic components at half the price anywhere else.
[9:03:59 PM] Dabbykins: Which means less money I can extort from people by abusing my status as Captain and MI5 agent.
[9:04:04 PM] Dabbykins: That ain't a mark in your favor.
[9:04:13 PM] The Fist Adamant: Hey, you'd extort money from us?
[9:04:21 PM] The Fist Adamant: That would be awesome...
[9:05:17 PM] Dabbykins: I've done it before..
[9:05:31 PM] Dabbykins: I've even extorting a barrel of whiskey from a Luxury Liner in New London
[9:05:44 PM] Dabbykins: While stalling our Commodore so he doesn't realize what I was doing.
[9:05:45 PM] The Fist Adamant: Sounds awesome.
[9:05:46 PM] Dabbykins: It was funny.:D
[9:05:52 PM] The Fist Adamant: We're entirely extortable.
[9:06:01 PM | Edited 9:06:05 PM] The Fist Adamant: Giving gifts is preferable to being dead.
[9:06:53 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): This is a pretty bad ass show.
[9:06:54 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): O.O
[9:07:23 PM] Dabbykins: Oh noes
[9:07:25 PM] Dabbykins: Dieter writing
[9:07:35 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Oh hell..
[9:07:39 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins quickly removes the messages about his 'encounter' with the Luxury Liner.
[9:07:44 PM] dietersmeep: mwgh
[9:07:55 PM] Dabbykins: Oh, he's just.. Ya know.. Drunk.
' Wrote:<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>
[9:14:02 PM] crowtbrobot: Is there anything a bendy straw can't do?
[9:14:32 PM] Dabbykins: Bend
[9:15:00 PM] The Fist Adamant: It cannot initiate nuclear chain reactions.
[9:15:10 PM] crowtbrobot: But it can bend, that's kinda the point of the straw.
[9:15:15 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Attach w/ other bendy straws to form the ultimate bendible straw.
[9:15:23 PM] crowtbrobot: Maybe if I had tape.
[9:15:28 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Without using tape.
[9:15:32 PM] Dabbykins: But, like so many things, a Bendy Straw fails hardest at its main purpose than anything else.
[9:15:32 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): It cannot initiate nuclear chain reactions.WRONG!!!
[9:15:34 PM | Edited 9:15:38 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Tape is a hax.
[9:15:38 PM] Carmen: Oh god.
[9:15:48 PM] crowtbrobot: Well yeah, if the process is started by pressing a button.
[9:15:51 PM] Carmen: How can a bendy straw initiate nuclear chain reactions?
[9:15:56 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Dont get me started..
[9:16:04 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Does it involve Howard, Beck?
[9:16:05 PM] crowtbrobot: You push the straw into the button.
[9:16:11 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): How did you guess?
[9:16:20 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Joseph DeFrance (Murphy) shrugs
[9:16:42 PM] crowtbrobot: What if I tied a bendy straw around the bottom of a bendy straw?
[9:16:54 PM | Edited 9:17:14 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): No doing what you want to do.
[9:17:16 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): <_<
[9:17:19 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): You invoke the name of howard, hook up an extrasolar power generator, and then try and shove a bendy straw through a picture of howard.
[9:17:42 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): The bendy straw ignites, destroying half the wold in a HUUUUGEEE fusion reaction.
[7:42:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: Boss: Is _your_ AI anatomically correct? xD
[7:42:30 PM] Boss says: Captain Darryl Mason, Chief Weapons Officer Jason Spencer, Chief Engineer Liz Bates
[7:42:40 PM] Boss says: and no
[7:42:43 PM] Boss says: it's a computer
[7:42:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: good
[7:42:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: cause the AI seks is my thing
[7:42:54 PM] Boss shudders at the thought of lesbian AIs
[7:43:04 PM] Skype Viagra (James) says: How do I get AI pregnant? O_o
[7:43:26 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: you can't
[7:43:29 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: that's not coded
[7:43:31 PM] Skype Viagra (James) says: There's only slight homoeroticism on my ship, and it's mainly implied.
[7:43:34 PM] Skype Viagra (James) says: BABY CALCULATORS.
[7:43:37 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: that's not even ****ing possible, pervert
[7:43:40 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: well
[7:43:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: AI + AI? possible
[7:43:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: AI + Human? pssh
[7:43:56 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: AI + human = no condoms needed
[7:43:58 PM] Skype Viagra (James) says: Have a cyborg child.
[7:44:06 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: lawl
[7:44:07 PM] Skype Viagra (James) says: But can you give her a computer virus?
[7:44:12 PM] Boss says: h3rp3s
[7:44:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: xD
Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.
Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.
[7:07:32 AM] Urfoo says: for once
[7:07:34 AM] Urfoo says: not 'yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyo'
[7:09:04 AM] Caltu says: yo
[8:06:01 AM] Boss says: yo
[8:22:45 AM] Mayhem says: yo
[8:34:12 AM] Jokoro (Joe) says: yo
[8:42:50 AM] Joe (Jihad) says: yo
[10:26:32 AM] Dave(Ceoran) says: yo
[10:27:15 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]) says: yo
[10:27:29 AM] Alex (Alehandro) says: yo
Mike's request went unheeded.
Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.
Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.
[2:45:58] Carmen: Why is (Cannon) got brackets? o.O
[2:50:35] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): He's BA like that?
[2:50:52] Carmen: ba?
[2:50:55] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Bad ass
[2:50:59] Weedalot: damn you spam as if its the Order chat
[2:51:00] Carmen: haha
[2:51:13] Raisu: This is the Order chat
[2:51:17] Raisu: Order of Gallic Lawfuls
[2:51:37] Raisu: as opposed to the Order of Cincinnatus or w/e its spelled
[2:52:05] Raisu: we should get Order peoplz out to Privas to research it
[2:52:28] Raisu: and then... use our Valors to shove them in to the atmosphere
[2:52:28 | 2:52:32 bewerkt] Carmen: Yup.
[4:08:55 PM] Caltu: yo
[5:05:52 PM] Boss: yo
[5:22:38 PM] mayhemftw: yo
[5:34:03 PM] Jokoro (Joe): yo
[5:42:41 PM] Joe (Jihad): yo
[7:26:24 PM] Dave(Ceoran): yo
[7:27:07 PM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): yo
[7:27:21 PM] Alex (Alehandro): yo
[8:16:24 PM] Boss: yo
[8:16:51 PM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): yo
101st chat -
Power of 'yo'. It can survive even without basic origin....
Carnage itself flying within void... Proud cardihead ever since 2008...
You all gonna eat cardi!
[7:46:18 PM] Dabbykins says: --Gaian Wildlife
[7:47:24 PM] Terrance Cooper says: Hmmm
[7:47:29 PM] Terrance Cooper says: Wildfire
[7:47:52 PM] Terrance Cooper says: Will it set your cockpit on fire? Is there something that can be gained from it besides a frackload of credits?
[7:48:07 PM] Dabbykins says: Wildlife, not Wildfire..
[7:48:19 PM] Terrance Cooper says: Ah.
[7:48:21 PM] Terrance Cooper says: >.>
[7:48:22 PM] Dabbykins says: *facepalm*
[7:48:26 PM] Terrance Cooper says: I've been reading that wrong:D
[7:48:28 PM] Terrance Cooper says: For mooooooooonths