[7:09:46 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: 1/4 price, 0.4 ratio difference
[7:09:56 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): I know, but I just want to own a CAU8
[7:09:57 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): because I can
[7:11:57 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): and then I can't blame the equipment
[7:12:07 PM] Dii (Hidamari): lol you do that?
[7:12:10 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): always
[7:12:16 PM] Dii (Hidamari): lolwut
[7:12:38 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): I have a Logitech G13, a Razer Deathadder, I OC"d my CPU to 4.1Ghz
[7:12:45 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): and I still can't win
[7:12:50 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): so I realized it might be me
[8:26:48 PM] Ronaldo(Farbridge/Dalilama): now biggest problem for a FL gamer in teenage is that when after all the msn webtalks he is alone with the girl he fail cuz he cant find the F3 button on herLOL
[8:26:59 PM] MLJ (León)::D
[8:27:27 PM] MLJ (León): imagine the 'dock denied. We're unable to serve the ships of your size' :O
[8:27:28 PM] Fausto: what F3 does?
[8:27:35 PM] Fausto: ahh docking on FL.
[8:27:50 PM] Fausto: *please try the mooring port *
[8:27:52 PM] aeternusdoleo: ... your barge is not large...
[8:28:03 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: even worse if the girl then say dude you did a F1 while in RP get lost
[8:28:12 PM] Fausto::D
[8:28:34 PM] Fausto: and in that situation is a must to have the biggest dread
[8:28:42 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: imagine the 'dock denied. We're unable to serve the ships of your size' :OHAHA
[8:29:05 PM] aeternusdoleo: Still better then "Base is hostile"
[8:29:47 PM] Asesino: lol lolol lolly lolly lol
[8:29:48 PM] MLJ (León): stand by. Pattern is full. You will be cleared to proceed when it's free
[8:29:55 PM] Fausto: Then you have to dodge the Owners of the base
I am not a native English Speaker, so i make grammar errors.
But it annoys me when people make silly comments about that... especially brits who for the most part can't speak their own language let alone anyone elses!
Skype RP. Keep in mind Josh (Dejavu) is the driver.
[12:10:23 AM] Josh: hey, hey contaan
[12:10:25 AM] Josh: i ran over A&L guy
[12:10:30 AM] Josh: :3
[12:10:42 AM] Contaan: lol
[12:10:45 AM] Contaan: I don't know you!
[12:11:38 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Wait
[12:11:46 AM] Josh (Dejavu): I hope that wasn't my car you used
[12:11:49 AM] Josh: Josh tosses Josh the keys
[12:11:54 AM] Josh: let's get the hell out of here!
[12:11:56 AM] Josh: GO GO GO!
[12:12:14 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) thunders off with Josh in the passenger seat.
[12:12:22 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) feels a bump.
[12:12:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Oh that must be Russel again.
[12:12:36 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) backs up.
[12:12:41 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Yup, it was Russel.
[12:12:47 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) drives off again.
[12:14:33 AM] Josh: Josh opens his window
[12:14:36 AM] Josh: can we play some muuuuusic?
[12:14:58 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sure, put on what you want.
[12:15:34 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hey wait, isn't that Contaan up ahead?
[12:16:10 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) pulls up infront of Contaan.
[12:16:12 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hop in!
[12:16:22 AM] Contaan: no u
[12:16:33 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Get in the bloomin' car!
[12:16:38 AM] Contaan: fine
[12:16:40 AM] Contaan: Contaan hops in
[12:17:01 AM] Contaan: I want a smoothie
[12:17:09 AM] Contaan: and a kid's meal
[12:17:14 AM] Josh (Dejavu): God damnit!
[12:17:24 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) thunders off towards McDonalds.
[12:17:29 AM] Contaan: and god help you if the toy isn't in there
[12:17:47 AM] Contaan: Someone's balls are going to be ripped off if I get that damn retarded barbie again
[12:18:05 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Okay okay!
[12:18:15 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'll get you the GI Joe!
[12:18:19 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sheesh
[12:18:34 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) pulls up at the drive thru.
[12:18:39 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Uhh yeah, hello
[12:18:46 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'd like a smoothie
[12:18:48 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:18:55 AM] Josh (Dejavu): A kids meal
[12:19:03 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hang on
[12:19:05 AM] Josh (Dejavu): What is it?
[12:19:07 AM] Josh: I want a taco!
[12:19:17 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the microphone.
[12:19:20 AM] Josh (Dejavu): And a taco
[12:19:25 AM] Contaan: I don't want this car smellin' like Taco Bell
[12:19:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Supersize that?
[12:19:30 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sure!
[12:19:32 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:19:38 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns round
[12:19:40 AM] Josh (Dejavu): What now?
[12:19:42 AM] Josh: and a cherry coke!
[12:20:02 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the mic.
[12:20:06 AM] Josh (Dejavu): And a cherry coke!
[12:20:09 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:20:18 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) looks around
[12:20:35 AM] Josh: i changed my mind, I want a cheeseburger
[12:20:53 AM] Contaan: Don't hurt yourself
[12:21:06 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the mic.
[12:21:13 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:21:17 AM] Josh: no pickles!
[12:21:26 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'll take three of everything on the menu and supersize it, and no pickles!
[12:22:12 AM] Josh: yay!
[12:22:21 AM] Contaan: fatty
[12:22:27 AM] Josh: $300? Sure, here you go
[12:22:36 AM] Josh: Josh puts the cash through the slot
[12:22:39 AM] Josh: Josh sits in the passenger seat making farting noises with his mouth
[12:22:48 AM] Josh: Josh drives to the next window
[12:22:58 AM] Josh: Order 6 I believe itwas
[12:23:07 AM] Josh: Josh looks in the back
[12:23:10 AM] Josh: Contaan
[12:23:13 AM] Josh: Open the boot
[12:23:24 AM] Josh: We've got a trunkful of food coming
[12:23:43 AM] Josh: Oh and ditch Russel's body in that ditch
[12:24:18 AM] Contaan: I'm drinking my smoothie
[12:24:28 AM] Josh: Ugh
[12:24:34 AM] Josh: Suppose I'll do it then!
[12:24:53 AM] Josh: Josh gets out, opens the boot, throws Russel's body in the ditch
[12:24:58 AM] Josh: In there lads
[12:25:00 AM] Josh: oh what's that?
[12:25:03 AM] Josh: JAWWWSSH
[12:25:10 AM] Josh: DO YOU HAVE A DIME A NICKEL AND A PENNY?
[12:25:16 AM] Josh: Ummmm
[12:25:17 AM] Josh: No?
[12:25:18 AM] Josh: OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA GET LOOOAAAAAAADS OF CHANGE
[12:25:22 AM] Josh: Josh sighs
[12:25:33 AM] Josh: no no sorry I just have the $100 bill
[12:25:37 AM] Josh: you'll just have to break it
[12:26:08 AM] Josh: Josh helps the worthless McDonalds employees fill up the car with junk food.
[12:26:16 AM] Josh: Job done folks
[12:26:25 AM] Contaan: Where's my fries?
[12:26:29 AM] Josh: Ummm
[12:26:30 AM] Josh: CONTAAN! toss me a burger!
[12:26:35 AM] Josh: Ah crap
[12:26:42 AM] Josh: I sat on the McFlurries
[12:26:52 AM] Josh: Oh
[12:26:56 AM] Josh: Here are your fries
[12:27:03 AM] Josh: Josh throws them in the back
[12:27:07 AM] Josh: so where we goin' now?
[12:27:09 AM] Contaan: I want my mofo fries
[12:27:14 AM] Contaan: and ketchup
[12:27:14 AM] Josh: You have them!
[12:27:25 AM] Contaan: where's my mofoing ketchup?
[12:27:26 AM] Josh: JOOOSH
[12:27:28 AM] Josh: In there!
[12:27:30 AM] Josh: YOU FORGOT TO ASK FOR KETCHUP!
[12:27:31 AM] Josh: What?!
[12:27:35 AM] Josh: No I didnt!
[12:27:37 AM] Josh: WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAAAACK
[12:27:39 AM] Josh: I came prepared!
[12:27:42 AM] Josh: Oh wait
[12:27:46 AM] Josh: Thats blood...
[12:27:55 AM] Josh: Josh swings the car round
[12:27:57 AM] Contaan: What the heeeeeeeeeeel maaaaaan?
[12:28:09 AM] Josh: Josh drives it through the front of the McDonalds
[12:28:14 AM] Josh: Josh steps out
[12:28:16 AM] Josh: Josh looks around at the patrons
[12:28:18 AM] Josh: Excuse me!
[12:28:21 AM] Josh: Shhhhh.
[12:28:25 AM] Josh: I need ketchup!
[12:28:34 AM] Josh: wait, wait wait wait wait wait
[12:28:38 AM] Josh: Josh gets handed a box full of ketchup sachets
[12:28:39 AM] Josh: Josh rips open his burger
[12:28:47 AM] Josh: THERE'S PICKLES ON THIS BURGER!
[12:28:53 AM] Josh: OH RLY?!
[12:29:01 AM] Josh: WHAT THE HEEEELLL MAN?!
[12:29:04 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): HOLY S***
[12:29:06 AM] Josh: OH
[12:29:15 AM] Josh: FRANKIE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT PICKLES IN!
[12:29:19 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): senior year of high school
[12:29:19 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): is
[12:29:20 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): ****ing
[12:29:21 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): crazy
[12:29:27 AM] Josh: FRANKIE YOU USELESS HOEBAG
[12:29:32 AM] Josh: YOU PUT PICKLES ON MY BURGER
[12:29:34 AM] Josh: Josh draws a gun
[12:29:35 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): im fxed up and im tired
[12:29:37 AM] Josh: BASTARD!
[12:29:39 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): goodbaye
[12:29:43 AM] Josh: Josh draws a crowbar
[12:29:49 AM] Josh: Josh fires randomly into frankie's chest
[12:29:52 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): holy s***!
[12:29:56 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): Why is therw 2 oshes
[12:29:58 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): WHWOT
[12:30:04 AM] Josh: Josh looks over at Josh
[12:30:28 AM] Josh: Bloody pickles!
[12:30:43 AM] Josh: What?
[12:30:45 AM] Josh: What I do?
[12:30:51 AM] Josh: Stop looking at me!
[12:31:01 AM] Josh: Josh draws a knife
[12:31:04 AM] Josh: HEY!
[12:31:04 AM] Josh: AVENGE THE PICKLES!
[12:31:11 AM] Josh: You have my Burger!
[12:31:12 AM] Josh: Josh stabs a random patron in the eye
[12:31:16 AM] Josh: wait what?
[12:31:21 AM] Josh: That's my burger!
[12:31:28 AM] Josh: Oh heres yours
[12:31:28 AM] Josh: wait, give me your burger...
[12:31:33 AM] Josh: Josh opens the other one up
[12:31:35 AM] Josh: aww dammit.
[12:31:44 AM] Josh: Oh well
[12:31:48 AM] Josh: Everyone in!
[12:31:53 AM] Josh: Sir... not you
[12:31:58 AM] Josh: Josh pats screaming bleeding patron on the head and steps back into car
[12:32:15 AM] Josh: Contaan, hold on to your Smoothie
[12:32:21 AM] Josh: This is going to get bumpy
[12:32:30 AM] Josh: Josh drives through the remaining patrons
[12:32:39 AM] Contaan: what the heeeeeeel man.. I got no napkins!
[12:32:48 AM] Josh: Josh brakes heavily
[12:32:59 AM] Josh: Josh runs out, grabs some napkins and drives off
[12:33:09 AM] Josh: OSHI-
[12:33:11 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:33:19 AM] Josh: Josh puts his foot down
[12:33:31 AM] Josh: Quick! Lob the donuts out of the window!
[12:33:36 AM] Josh: Josh pulls out his tommy gun from under the chair
[12:33:41 AM] Josh: but.. I wanted to..
[12:33:45 AM] Josh: No!
[12:33:46 AM] Josh: Donuts!
[12:33:47 AM] Josh: I just got it!
[12:33:52 AM] Josh: Oh fine then!
[12:33:54 AM] Josh: yes!
[12:33:59 AM] Josh: Josh opens the sunroof
[12:34:11 AM] Josh: Just don't make a mess with the expelled shells!
[12:34:16 AM] Josh: Josh places one foot on the seat beside him and the other accidentally in Josh's crotch
[12:34:23 AM] Josh: Josh stands up through the sunroof
[12:34:31 AM] Josh: Josh goes cross eyed
[12:34:38 AM] Josh: ENGAGIN' COPS!
[12:34:46 AM] Josh: Josh continues however to drive straight
[12:34:51 AM] Josh: Josh rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
[12:35:04 AM] Josh: Woah
[12:35:09 AM] Josh: You just pasted that mofo!
[12:35:20 AM | Edited 12:35:23 AM] Josh: hand me my cherry coke!
[12:35:28 AM] Josh: Josh hands Josh his Cherry Coke
[12:35:42 AM] Josh: Josh takes a badass looking swig and tosses aside the empty can
[12:35:47 AM] Josh: Josh reloads
[12:36:08 AM] Josh: Contaan, I think theres a grenade launcher under your seat, mind shooting at someone?
[12:36:55 AM] Contaan: I'm gonna be shooting this grenade launcher up someone's crevice if I don't get some napkins
[12:37:10 AM] Josh: Oh sorry dude
[12:37:15 AM] Josh: Josh pops open the glove compartment
[12:37:15 AM] Josh: Josh passes the napkins around
[12:37:25 AM] Josh: hey look! napkins from yesterday's Wendy's!
[12:37:32 AM] Josh: Nah nah
[12:37:40 AM] Josh: I got a box from Maccy D's
[12:37:49 AM] Josh: Josh pulls out a wetnap
[12:37:55 AM] Josh: got a spot on your mouth there Josh
[12:38:13 AM] Josh: Oh have I? Damn
[12:38:23 AM] Josh: here keep your eyes on the road, I got it
[12:38:23 AM] Contaan: ye ye, thanks
[12:38:35 AM] Josh: Josh swerves round a old lady
[12:38:41 AM] Josh: Nearly had her!
[12:38:44 AM] Josh: what the hell was that?
[12:38:51 AM] Josh: Sorry man
[12:38:55 AM] Josh: Got distrcated
[12:39:00 AM | Edited 12:39:06 AM] Josh: Those buns sure look tasty!
[12:39:11 AM] Josh: don't say sorry to me, say sorry to your ear canal, where that wetnap is nicely lodged..
[12:39:25 AM] Josh: Pardon? Couldn't quite hear that
[12:39:48 AM] Josh: Josh swerves as a cop bounces off of the hood
[12:39:50 AM] Josh: Woopise
[12:39:56 AM] Josh: what the hell was that?
[12:40:04 AM] Josh: Uhhh
[12:40:12 AM] Josh: OLD FOLKS HOME, TWELVE OCLOCK
[12:40:15 AM] Josh: LOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
[12:40:18 AM] Josh: Josh shields his head
[12:40:28 AM] Josh: Josh crashes the car through the frontdoor
[12:40:32 AM] Josh: Hold on Contaan!
[12:40:42 AM] Josh: move it gramps!
[12:40:47 AM] Josh: LEFT OR RIGHT?!
[12:40:51 AM] Josh: RIGHT!!
[12:40:51 AM] Josh: LEFT!
[12:41:00 AM] Josh: STRAIGHT ON IT IS!
[12:41:05 AM] Contaan: Hell yeee, I'm gonna start shooting
[12:41:09 AM] Josh: BOILER ROOM!
[12:41:13 AM] Josh: OH GOD
[12:41:15 AM] Josh: LEFT!
[12:41:19 AM | Edited 12:41:23 AM] Josh: Josh swings left
[12:41:30 AM] Josh: Josh watches the sparks fly off into the boiler
[12:41:46 AM] Josh: Josh feels the wave from an explosion
[12:42:08 AM] Josh: Josh drives up the stairs and out through an upstairs window, he then lands the car perfectly in a flower bed and continues driving
[12:42:13 AM] Josh: Hey
[12:42:19 AM] Josh: We got any fries left?
[12:42:22 AM] Josh: did we just set fire to an old folks home?
[12:42:28 AM] Josh: Uhhh yeah
[12:42:38 AM] Josh: old people burning..
[12:42:41 AM] Josh: Josh scratches chin
[12:42:45 AM] Josh: Least we lost the cops!
[12:42:52 AM] Josh: Josh hands Josh fries
[12:42:57 AM] Josh: Thanks
[12:43:01 AM] Josh: Where now?
[12:43:05 AM] Josh: hmmm..
[12:43:06 AM] Josh: Josh stuffs his face
[12:43:13 AM] Josh: i gotta go to the bathroom!
[12:43:23 AM] Josh: Ah
[12:43:33 AM] Josh: Pee in this bottle!
[12:43:41 AM] Josh: I cant risk stopping
[12:44:02 AM] Josh: umm
[12:44:08 AM] Josh: only if you don't look!
[12:44:09 AM | Edited 12:44:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) jumps out of the hood
[12:44:14 AM] Josh: AHHHH!
[12:44:16 AM] Contaan: holy shiiiiiaaaaat
[12:44:23 AM] Josh: Contaan!
[12:44:26 AM] Josh: Gun him down!
[12:44:30 AM] Contaan: My smoothie!
[12:44:35 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): You thought you could get rid of me with Skypelag EH?!?!
[12:44:38 AM] Josh: I thought we left him at the Mcdonalds?!
[12:44:42 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) pulls out a watergun
[12:44:42 AM] Josh: We did!
[12:44:50 AM] Josh: wait wait wait
[12:44:52 AM] Josh: there's no reason to fight...
[12:45:01 AM] Josh: so what if we ran you over a couple of times, no hard feelings..
[12:45:04 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) points the gun at josh's head
[12:45:06 AM] Josh: plenty of room in the backseat with us
[12:45:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ...
[12:45:14 AM | Edited 12:45:35 AM] Josh: Josh brakes heavily and watches Russel fly off of the hood
[12:45:14 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Do you have fries?
[12:45:17 AM] Josh: many.
[12:45:20 AM] Josh: many fries.
[12:45:29 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) runs back up to the car and jumps in the back seat
[12:45:34 AM | Edited 12:45:35 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): GUN IT!
[12:45:40 AM] Contaan: what the heeeel man, they're my fries
[12:45:43 AM] Josh: Josh puts his foot down
[12:45:50 AM] Josh: Josh feels rapid acceleration
[12:45:51 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punchs contaan in the adams apple
[12:45:57 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Not anymore!
[12:46:02 AM] Josh: KIDS
[12:46:06 AM] Josh: DONT MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER
[12:46:11 AM] Contaan: oh heeeel no.... this bastard made me spill my smoothie
[12:46:21 AM] Josh: ohhh god now you've done it..
[12:46:27 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) sticks a straw through contaan's throat
[12:46:32 AM] Josh: THAT IS IT!
[12:46:35 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over
[12:46:37 AM] Josh: RUSSEL
[12:46:40 AM] Josh: GET OUT!
[12:46:41 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): WUT
[12:46:43 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO
[12:46:44 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): YOU!
[12:46:48 AM] Josh: GET OUT NOW!
[12:46:51 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:46:54 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) grabs contaan
[12:46:56 AM] Josh: SHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:46:58 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:46:59 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I HAZ A HOSTAGE!
[12:47:01 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:47:03 AM] Josh: Josh drops to the floor
[12:47:09 AM] Josh: EVERYONE IN!
[12:47:14 AM] Josh: RUSSEL GET IN
[12:47:16 AM] Josh: ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!
[12:47:17 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) kicks Josh to the backseat
[12:47:21 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I'M DRIVING!
[12:47:27 AM] Josh: MY CAR!
[12:47:34 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) guns it
[12:47:40 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) hits a tree 5 feet away
[12:47:54 AM] Josh: Josh yanks Russell into the backseat and puts Josh in the driver's seat
[12:47:55 AM] Josh: BACK UP!
[12:48:01 AM] Josh: SEATBELTS!
[12:48:02 AM] Josh: Josh backs up
[12:48:02 AM] Contaan: Stop kicking me Russell.. stop kicking me you bastard
[12:48:05 AM] Josh: LEFT TURN SIGNAL!
[12:48:14 AM] Josh: Josh drives straight on
[12:48:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) kicks Contaan
[12:48:16 AM | Edited 12:48:23 AM] Josh: WHAT?!
[12:48:25 AM] Josh: CONTAAN!
[12:48:32 AM] Josh: Get that grenade launcher working!
[12:48:36 AM] Contaan: He's biting me! This hoe is biting me!
[12:48:45 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) bites harder
[12:48:49 AM] Josh: Someone get a muzzle!
[12:48:51 AM | Edited 12:48:55 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Nobody likes a snitch!
[12:49:09 AM] Contaan: no one likes a grenade launcher up their ass!
[12:49:14 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ...
[12:49:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I'll be good
[12:49:35 AM] Josh: Contaan! Cops on the port bow! Open fire!
[12:49:48 AM] Josh: Josh pops up through the sun roof
[12:49:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) takes the grenade launcher
[12:49:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): MINE!
[12:49:51 AM] Josh: SUP MOFOS
[12:49:57 AM] Josh: Josh grabs his tommy gun
[12:50:06 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) breaks the side window
[12:50:09 AM] Josh: Josh ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
[12:50:16 AM] Contaan: Likeasombooooooooooooooooooody engagn
[12:50:18 AM] Josh: Oi! The windows open!
[12:50:27 AM] Josh: Russell!
[12:50:33 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) dives out the window with the grenade launcher
[12:50:33 AM] Josh: close the window! we've got air conditioning on!
[12:50:51 AM] Josh: jeez louise some people in ths day and age..
[12:50:56 AM] Josh: Josh feels a bullet pass through his shoulder
[12:51:01 AM] Josh: That bic shot me!
[12:51:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) feels Josh's Tommygun shoot him repeativly
[12:51:12 AM] Contaan: Throw fries at him!
[12:51:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ****ER!
[12:51:35 AM] Josh: JOOOSH
[12:51:39 AM] Josh: WE'VE GOT A PROBLEEEM
[12:51:47 AM] Josh: WHAT?!
[12:51:50 AM] Josh: POLICE CHOPPER!
[12:51:59 AM] Josh: Not a problem!
[12:52:05 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over
[12:52:05 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) shoots the car with a grenade
[12:52:12 AM] Josh: Josh opens the boot
[12:52:20 AM] Josh: Look, I brought a rocket launcher!
[12:52:28 AM] Josh: Josh hops back in and drives off
[12:52:31 AM] Josh: Josh grabs the rocket launcher
[12:52:33 AM] Josh: keep driving!
[12:52:34 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): But I blew up the car!
[12:52:39 AM] Josh: No you didn't!
[12:52:43 AM] Josh: that was the cop car!
[12:52:43 AM] Josh: Shuddup!
[12:52:43 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Yes I did!
[12:52:44 AM] Josh: good show!
[12:52:48 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): OH ****..
[12:52:53 AM] Josh: Josh aims the rocket launcher at the helicopter
[12:53:01 AM] Josh: Josh swerves
[12:53:03 AM] Josh: *target. lock.*
[12:53:06 AM] Josh: Josh misses
[12:53:13 AM] Josh: Josh watches the rocket hit a daycare center
[12:53:17 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) jumps in the car
[12:53:19 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Heya!
[12:53:19 AM] Josh: DAMNIT!
[12:53:30 AM] Josh: I only have two more missiles!
[12:53:33 AM] Josh: Aim straight!
[12:53:43 AM] Contaan: What the heeeel maaaaan... the teacher there was hot
[12:53:45 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punches Contaan
[12:53:49 AM] Josh: Josh grumbling to himself, loads another rocket
[12:53:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): SHES MINE HOE!
[12:53:56 AM] Josh: Josh takes careful aim
[12:53:58 AM] Josh: target. lock
[12:54:02 AM] Josh: OI! NO FIGHTING YOU TWO!
[12:54:08 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punches Josh in the stomach
[12:54:21 AM] Josh: Josh fires the missile into a special needs hospital
[12:54:25 AM] Josh: DUDE?!
[12:54:31 AM] Josh: Oh well
[12:54:31 AM] Contaan: Russell sux
[12:54:38 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): HEY! THAT ONE GIRL WAS HOT!
[12:54:41 AM] Josh: Josh takes a sharp right
[12:54:49 AM] Josh: Josh the chopper's gaininggggg
[12:54:56 AM] Contaan: Russell is squishing me... this douche is squishing me
[12:55:07 AM] Josh: jettison the fries!
[12:55:10 AM] Josh: Russel, loose some weight!
[12:55:12 AM] Josh: we have to lose weight!
[12:55:13 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) takes the douche and shoves it down Contaan's throat
[12:55:19 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:55:22 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): LEAVE THE FRIES!
[12:55:26 AM] Josh: IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE
[12:55:27 AM] Josh: STFU AND SHOOT!
[12:55:29 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:55:29 AM] Josh: THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME
[12:55:32 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): THROW CONTAAN!
[12:55:36 AM] Josh: NOOO
[12:55:38 AM] Josh: NOO!
[12:55:38 AM] Josh: RUSSEL!
[12:55:38 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) throws Contaan out the window
[12:55:42 AM] Contaan: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[12:55:46 AM | Edited 12:55:55 AM] Josh: Josh brakes.
[12:56:03 AM] Josh: Josh backs up
[12:56:04 AM] Josh: Josh shoots the Rocket at where Contaan was about to land, causing the shockwave to land him back through the sunroof into Josh's lap
[12:56:06 AM] Josh: GET IN!
[12:56:22 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) looks at the bloody remains of Contaan
[12:56:27 AM | Edited 12:56:33 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I think you aim too well Josh
[12:56:36 AM] Josh: Well we have him
[12:56:38 AM] Josh: that's beside the point!
[12:56:43 AM] Josh: Josh drives on
[12:56:45 AM] Josh: Josh hands bloodyContaan his smoothie
[12:56:58 AM] Josh: Somone get him a bandaid
[12:57:01 AM] Contaan: .....
[12:57:06 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) starts eating the fries
[12:57:09 AM] Contaan: Russell...
[12:57:11 AM] Josh: Josh hands Contaan a bandaid and a wetnap
[12:57:25 AM] Josh: we only have five more wetnaps!
[12:57:30 AM] Contaan: Russell......
[12:57:44 AM] Josh: I have more! Wait... I lost them in the old folks home!
[12:57:44 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) stabs Contaan
[12:58:00 AM | Edited 12:58:10 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Now he'll never tell anybody my secret identit-..
[12:58:02 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Oh ****
[12:58:02 AM] Josh: russell we NEED him!
[12:58:11 AM] Josh: Josh pulls the knife out and applies the bandaid
[12:58:11 AM] Contaan: Give... me... a damn fry.... or your balls will be ripped off
[12:58:22 AM] Contaan: and.... Deja...... I never liked you
[12:58:23 AM] Josh: Josh shoves an entire XL fry into Contaan's mouth
[12:58:27 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) wipes his ass with a fry and hands it to Contaan
[12:58:31 AM] Josh: Oh thanks
[12:58:36 AM] Josh: WATCH OUT FOR FLUFFY!
[12:58:41 AM] Josh: Josh recoils
[12:58:43 AM] Josh: Who?
[12:58:47 AM] Josh: *bump*
[12:58:50 AM] Josh: THAT!
[12:58:53 AM] Josh: OH MY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ
[12:59:02 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) slams against the roof
[12:59:13 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): OW! YOU ******* FEED FLUFFY TOO MUCH!
[12:59:24 AM] Josh: OH SCREW THIS
[12:59:31 AM] Josh: I'M TAKING YOU LOT HOME!
[12:59:35 AM] Josh: BUT JAWWSSHHH
[12:59:37 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): AW ****
[1:00:00 AM] Josh: SHUT UP RUSSEL! YOU CRASHED MY CAR AND BROKE A WINDOW!
[1:00:06 AM] Josh: It was brand new last year!
[1:00:09 AM] Contaan: he sucks
[1:00:10 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): DID NOT!
[1:00:12 AM] Josh: did too
[1:00:21 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I WANT PROF!
[1:00:28 AM] Contaan: and this mofo stabbed me
[1:00:36 AM] Josh: that's a minor problem!
[1:00:37 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over.
[1:00:41 AM] Josh: RUSSEL!
[1:00:43 AM] Josh: GET OUT!
[1:00:47 AM] Josh: YOU'RE WALKING!
[1:00:56 AM] Josh: Josh kicks Russell in the arse, slams the car door
[1:00:57 AM] Josh: GO GO GO
[1:00:57 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): PROF! WHARS THA PROF?!?!
[1:01:03 AM] Josh: Josh drives off
[1:01:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) runs after the car
[1:01:22 AM] Josh: Josh deploys smoke
[1:01:24 AM] Josh: this'll slow him down..
[1:01:33 AM] Josh: Josh tosses a spike trap
[1:01:34 AM] Josh: Josh trips over a ladybug
[1:01:57 AM | Edited 1:02:04 AM] Josh: //russell you homo, change your name back
[1:02:00 AM] Contaan: hooooly craaaaap he's gaining on us! Even after he tripped!
[1:02:12 AM] Josh: Josh deploys oil slick
[1:02:14 AM] Josh: Contaan, where do you want to be dropped off?
[1:02:30 AM] Contaan: your mom's house
[1:02:33 AM] Contaan: she's waiting for me
[1:02:36 AM] Josh: Alright
[1:02:41 AM] Josh: No problemo
[1:03:06 AM] Josh: Josh, where do you want to be dropped off?
[1:03:15 AM] Josh: Contaan's mum's house?
[1:03:26 AM] Josh: Nop, yur house
[1:03:31 AM] Josh: Oh alright
[1:03:34 AM] Josh: We're tag teaming your mom
[1:03:36 AM] Josh: That's not me!
[1:03:38 AM] Josh: that's an imposter!
[1:03:43 AM] Josh: LIES!
[1:03:47 AM] Josh: LIES AND SLANDER!
[1:03:48 AM] Josh: RUSSELL!
[1:03:54 AM] Josh: OUTTA THE TRUNK! NOW!
[1:03:54 AM] Josh: RUSSELL!
[1:04:02 AM] Josh: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!
[1:04:08 AM] Josh: //Russel is cheating! I'll get an admin and get you banned!
[1:04:15 AM] Josh: Josh stabs Josh
[1:04:25 AM] Josh: //I go get Admin now!
[1:04:31 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:31 AM] Josh: //You're reengagin!
[1:04:38 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:39 AM] Josh: //You died!
[1:04:43 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:46 AM] Josh: //Leave the car for 4 hours!
[1:04:51 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:56 AM] Josh: // dont be homo man u lost fight
[1:05:00 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:05:07 AM] Josh: // You bic, stop lagging!
[1:05:12 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:05:21 AM] Josh: JOOSH
[1:05:27 AM] Josh: I LEFT MY IPOD AT MCDONALDS
[1:05:29 AM] Josh: Josh breaks the knife off in the wound
[1:05:37 AM] Josh: OH GAAAAAAWD
[1:05:51 AM] Josh: Josh swings the car round
[1:06:02 AM] Josh: Josh flies across the car
[1:06:03 AM] Josh: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[1:06:05 AM] Josh: Josh drives back to McDonalds
[1:06:12 AM] Josh: Hurry up!
[1:06:16 AM] Josh: Josh runs in though the wreckage
[1:06:24 AM] Josh: Josh drives off
[1:06:35 AM] Josh: Oi!
[1:06:39 AM] Josh: that one was russell, ignore him
[1:06:42 AM] Josh: You're not the driver!
[1:06:49 AM] Josh: hey!
[1:06:50 AM] Josh: Am too!
[1:06:52 AM] Josh: Everyone in!
[1:06:53 AM] Josh: someone stole my ipod!
[1:06:56 AM] Josh: we should call the cops!
[1:06:58 AM] Josh: Oh great
[1:07:01 AM] Josh: Yeah
[1:07:06 AM] Josh: Contaan, call 'em
[1:07:14 AM] Josh: Josh runs off snickering
[1:07:25 AM] Contaan: (finger)
[1:07:39 AM] Josh: Oh screw it
[1:07:44 AM] Josh: Josh drives home
[1:07:50 AM] Josh: Beers are in the fridge
[1:08:00 AM] Josh: Josh sits in the bushes listening to an IPod
[1:08:03 AM] Josh: Josh rips off his clothes and jumps in josh's bed
[1:08:18 AM] Josh: *Meanwhile in the garage*
[1:08:23 AM] Josh: Josh fixes the car
[1:08:32 AM] Josh: what's that noise?!
[1:08:36 AM | Edited 1:08:45 AM] Josh: Josh runs out onto the street
[1:08:53 AM] Josh: Josh hits Josh with a semi
[1:09:04 AM] Josh: Josh falls family guy style
[5:28:27 PM] Xalin (Cameron): Excellent. With these scans we shall build our own line of Revolution bombers and the Coalition shall cower before us.
[5:28:41 PM] Xalin (Cameron): Oh wait, they're outdated and they've got the new XKR versions.
[5:28:50 PM] Xalin (Cameron): D:
[3:10:15 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: I accidentally my face.
[3:11:09 PM] Magnificentness: I accidentaly your anus.
[3:11:16 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: defecation
[3:11:27 PM] Magnificentness: Magnificentness pounces.
Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor] accidentallies his grenade.
[3:17:43 PM] Magnificentness: Magnificentness esplods and stuff.
[3:44:34 AM] Joe (Jihad): it just makes me think of some greasy and grovelling weasel of a man, trying so very hard to stop you from kicking him again.
[3:44:41 AM] Joe (Jihad): "pls pls"
[3:44:43 AM | Edited 3:44:51 AM] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) shudders with disgust
[3:45:01 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: well
[3:45:07 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: at least the one who showed me had boobs
[3:45:14 AM | Edited 3:45:16 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: so i had to give her 100 000
[3:45:35 AM | Edited 3:45:39 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: at which point she slapped me cus she thought i was trying to buy sex
[3:45:42 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: i just wanted to wash my clothes
[3:45:45 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: ****ing *****
[3:46:49 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Yeah. Mom's are like that.
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"