FROM: Zack Leroy
Transporter "Mozart"
TO: Har-har Viking (2)
LOCATION: Planet Quillan, Langeduoc.
Dude, now you made me mad, then I'll see your frakkin' dog face in space, your ass with all horns on helmet will burn in flames of of Odin! Oh... I mean turrets!
To: Anyone with business in, out or through the Omegas
From: Jarl of the Neo-Vikings
Location: The Birka
Yokels!
It's that time of the week again. New week, new tribute. "Blodgeld" for the Jarl, or I'll have your head. Or your cargo, depends how generous I am at the moment I raid your ship. Be prepared to hand over your women either way.
The ones who've paid already, need not to worry...
Hiiii, man with beard! You want -me- to hand over women to you? [She laughs.] At least not cats, otherwise you'd be deeeeead right on this place![Lucy sighs and makes sad face, laying her hand on white cat nearby.] Ah... The Goddess doesn't approve your plan, angry man! We'll meet later! [She waves and turns screen off.'
Murrr... No! [She smiles.] I forgot to say, I'm Mandalorian mercenary... "missing in action", actually, but still... I'll just warn you, stay away from our clients. Otherwise our clients... [Smiles innocently.] will stay on you. Murrr-mrawr!
I don't know, why I'm showing this... hmm... maybe because I wan't to show, that I have more charisma then you do, by the way, you can wait me today in Omega, I have new ship to show *laughs*.
***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Guybrush Threepwood
Location: Planet Primus
Dearest Jarl...Wait umm no, my friend Jarl. The crooked woman will have to wait a little bit more. After that Mr.SMA Beta Twelve took me to the Monkey Planet, I decided to find the Monkey Island on it, unfortunately seems that junker crossed me and there is no Monkey Island on Monkey Planet, yeah strange I know.. But I did found a Banana Cave and I am pretty sure the treasure is hidden somewhere there. Yeah the bowel movement treasure as Mr.Twelve stated. I am sure I will get my bowel movement soon enough ! So expect me soon and I will bring you your crooked woman, the crookedest of them all.
Ah, Guybrush! Good to hear from you, my scallywag friend! I did tell you that the clonk you call Twelve didn't know anything of it. Something with bowel movement involved can never a good thing. Well... except defecation! Speaking of which, I just printed a picture of Zack's mug so I got something to wipe myself with.