Transmission to: Lieutenant Mikhail Petrov
Comm ID: Captain Totenkopt, Recon Squadron Commander
Comrade, I'm afraid I must deny your request. I have requested several times that a similar solution be implemented, but the decisions to adopt a new class of ship is made at the flag officer level, and the late Admiral Kirk has told me to shut up about it on more than one occasion.
Rest assured however, there will be a Heavy Recon version of the new snubfighters, or I will personally kill every member of the design team, and make it my business to make sure they suffer while I'm at it.
For the moment, continue to use the insurgent or the partisan, whichever suits your needs the most, and when the new line is released I will ensure that my squadron is the first to be equipped with them.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.