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[[Category:The Order]]
 
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{{Character_Infobox
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{{Character Infobox
| name= Michal Pulanski
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| name= Michal Golanski
| image= Gol.troll.jpg
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| image= Golanski.jpg
| caption = Michal Pulanski, [[Gran Pula]] 818 A.S.
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| caption = Michal Golanski, [[Gran Canaria]] 818 A.S.
 
| origin= [[Edge Worlds]]
 
| origin= [[Edge Worlds]]
| occupation= Order Coffee Boy, [[Wedjat]] HQ's Bathroom Janitor
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| occupation= Order Overwatch
| alignment= Dirty
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| alignment= Quasi-lawful
| affiliation= Union of the Janitors
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| affiliation= [[The Order]], [[Zoners]]
| rank= Janitor
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| rank= Grand Admiral
| status = Deceased after a combustion in one of the bathroom due to his farts
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| status = Active (819 A.S.)
 
| birth_date= 30th April 798 [[A.S.]], [[Planet Crete]], [[Omicron Gamma]]
 
| birth_date= 30th April 798 [[A.S.]], [[Planet Crete]], [[Omicron Gamma]]
 
}}
 
}}
{{Quote| Feel free to rape me, many [[bounty hunters]] did that engaging battle with me. And oh, I won't oppose resistance!}}
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{{Quote| Feel free to kill me... many tried, everyone fallen. - Golanski to [[bounty hunters]] before battle.}}
 
{{PTOC}}
 
{{PTOC}}
==[[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Background</span>==
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==[[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Background</span>==
  
Golanski is an [[The_Order_(player_faction)|Order Primary Fleet]] janitor, former [[Zoner]] prick born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard [[Prison Station Mitchell]]. His duty in primary fleet, as a janitor, began after the invitation of a lonesome order agent that had some problems with the bathrooms of the Isis.
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Golanski is an [[The_Order_(player_faction)|Order Primary Fleet]] officer, former [[Zoner]] born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard [[Java Station]]. His duty in primary fleet began after the invitation from captain [[Eriksson Ravenov]].
  
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Early life and descendant</span> ===
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=== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Early life and descendant</span> ===
  
Golanski was sometimes mistaken as taliban, due to his voice. But his parents were Zoners, and how they breeded him is yet unknown, possibly thanks to a lucky encounter between his mother with a resident of the ancient republic of Congo. He spent his early life in Omicrons, that's why his dumb callsign of 'Omicron' (I have a lot of immagination, I know). He lived mainly on Freehooker 9, being trained in piloting a flying banana to the rear of a whore when he was 16. His life was hard as the film productor insulted him constantly about the dimensions of his pee-shooter.
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Golanski was sometimes mistaken as Corsair, due to the place from where he was born. But his parents were Zoners of not clear descendant, possible similar to East European colonists from the overloaded [[Hispania]] that later usualy mixed into other houses or [[SCRA]]. He spent his early life in Omicrons. He lived mainly on Freeport 9, being trained in piloting a fighter when he was 16. His life was hard as the Edge Worlds offer a relative safe following idea ''stay away from any troubles''.
  
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Freelancer career and Order</span> ===
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=== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Freelancer career and Order</span> ===
[[Image:Freeport9.JPG|thumb|right|260px| [[Freeport 9]], to which station Golanski affilates himself to.]]
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[[Image:Freeport 9.jpg|thumb|right|260px| [[Freeport 9]], to which station Golanski affilates himself to.]]
  
Finaly a hooker's ass was too small for him. In 817 [[A.S.]] he bought an Osiris due to him becoming a homosexual, and having some problems filling his butthole with something that had small proportions to his crack. During these troublesome times he met the luzly, lolzy SOB going by the name of '''.i.''' (also called, codename 'penis'). During this span of time, he had an average increase of his crack by a neat 400 K.
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Finaly Omicrons were too small for him. In 817 [[A.S.]] after being captured by [[Das Wilde]] and by miracle avoiding infection, he decided to start a freelancer career in house core space. He piloted the [[Charon]] and the [[Kingfisher]] fighters keeping low profile. During his visit on [[Java Station]] he met an Order recruiter who took him to [[Omicron Minor]]. Under the callsign 'Omicron' he worked in secondary fleet, later under command of colonel [[Kell Tainer]]. Then he was introduced slowly to the inteligence division (Called the [[Wedjat]]), becoming a prospective operative. He signed up for primary fleet after his friend, [[Chris Leigh]] quickly reaching officer status in the fleet. He is very proud of it, soon joining science division when he heared that they need experienced pilot for research team, objective was secret but after the mission he stayed serving as liason officer and explorer.
  
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">In the fleet</span> ===
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=== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">In the fleet</span> ===
  
Live in [[The Order]] changed him, cleaning the toilets of the agents that ate fried Nomad for Christmas was a bitter pill to take down, that's why he probably suicided himself in the bathroom by de-pluging the oxygen supply system, intoxicating himself with a fart.  
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Live in [[The Order]] changed him, but not many people remember or knows that. He slowly became more ambitious, xeno-phobic and mad as his wingmans describe him. He still keeps on good terms with [[Zoners]], particulary [[The Omicroners]] and value independent groups like [[GMG]]. His aversion to house goverments is known but so far he didn't took any actions against with exception of his battles within [[Alaska]] system as part of respond missions concerning Liberty Navy and LSF hostilities in Omicron sector and open dissaprove of Kusari recent affairs. He is known to be loyal and friendly specialy to his crewmembers and officers serving together with him. His one of best actions included saving cruiser CV-Spectre from destruction due to massive Nomad assault, including two [[Nomad_Battleship|Nomad 'guardians']].
  
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Rumours and facts</span> ==
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== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Rumours and facts</span> ==
  
* He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of the ass of Robert Rodent D'Souza.
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* He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of [[Gallic Border Worlds]]. In fact, he disappeared for some time, but files are classified to this day.
  
* Golanski was recruited as a janitor by you know who.
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* Golanski was recruited to Order by lieutenant Matt Tucker.
  
* He is sometimes mistaken as a taliban due to his voice.
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* He is sometimes mistaken as a Corsair due to his place of birth, which was a coincidence.
  
* He linkes to play 'throw it in my ass' with his school mates.
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* His [[Karasu]] is modified and serviced by himself.
  
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Career service record</span> ==
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== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Best known vessels</span> ==
  
6.11.817
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[[Image:Karasu-s.png|left|thumb|240px| [[Karasu|T-493-HF 'Karasu']], GMG primary fighter.]]
  
Joined Order secondary fleet as a janitor onboard the Sajuuk. A smelly battleship renown for its bathrooms.
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'''"Karasu" - Admiral Golanski's pre-Toledo fighter.'''
  
8.02.818
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Colonel Golanski's fighter, acquired by his private deal with [[GMG]] and heavily modified in Evora shipyard this unique snub craft serves as Golanski main fighter. Observing BHG fighters like [[Sea Serpent]], Nomad '[[Labraid]]' type and increasing amounts of Kusarian military grade ships getting in hands of infectees Golanski decided to find the appropriate vessel to deal with situation. The Karasu fit the bill. While delivering punch comparable to very heavy fighters, its agility stands on level of some light fighters. Ship lost on Toledo.
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* ''' Current status: <span style="color:red;">Destroyed</span> '''
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{{Clear}}
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[[Image:Katana-s.png|left|thumb|240px| [[Katana|B50P 'Katana']], Blood Dragon primary fighter.]]
  
Duty as hooker in the private quarters of the then fleet admiral Robert D'Souza.
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'''"Katana" - Admiral Golanski's current fighter.'''
  
25.04.818
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Gift from Blood Dragon shogunate, first Katana flown in [[The Order]]. Dragons known for guarding their technology strictly, gave out only very limited numbers of their ships. Its exotic design and red painted hull is signature of Admiral within Order space and beyond, wherever Overwatch duty takes.
  
Accepted into primary fleet as head-blowjob giver.  
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* ''' Current status: <span style="color:green;">Active</span> '''
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{{Clear}}
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[[Image:Nephilim-s.png‎ |left|thumb|240px| [[Nephilim|"Inquisitor"]], an Zoner Juggernaut, The Order super carrier.]]
  
10.06.818
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'''"Inquisitor" - Former flagship, currently deployed as carrier'''
  
Demoted to janitor. Assigned to CV-Aresephes as janitor.
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Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, that Jinkusu served fleet admiral [[Lee_Brandon|Lee Brandon's]] as a capital ship and Order flagship, it was forgotten and left in [[Omicron-100]] a year ago. On the order of Rear Admiral Golanski, ship was re-commissioned to active service and receiving necessary renovation it returned to action renamed to a CV-Inquisitor. It is more like a flying city than a proper warship but it is well equipped to defend itself. Production lines on board allow supplies ranging from snub craft to ammunition, and bio domes serve as powerful life-support systems for the entirety of the giant vessel.
 
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* ''' Current status: <span style="color:green;">Active</span> '''
10.07.818
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{{Clear}}
 
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== [[Image:Order Logo.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Personal point of view</span> ==
Buttcrack enlarged by an Osiris who didn't saw him floating in space while sucking on the stick of an unknown agent.
 
 
 
13.08.818
 
 
 
Promoted to Lead Hooker. Assigned order of pleasing the current Rear Admiral.
 
 
 
8.01.819
 
 
 
Got his penis cut off.
 
 
 
22.02.819
 
 
 
Got his balls cut off.
 
 
 
26.02.819
 
 
 
Got his tongue cut off.
 
 
 
17.03.819
 
 
 
Did he got something else cut off? I don't know, but I think that someboy filled his crack with hot wax after this.
 
 
 
12.04.819
 
 
 
Promoted to Eunuch.
 
 
 
4.05.819
 
 
 
Promoted to Glory-Hole.
 
 
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Best known vessels</span> ==
 
 
 
[[Image:Karasu-s.png|left|thumb|240px| [[Karasu|"Predator"]], an T-493-HF 'Karasu', Michal's primary fighter.]]
 
 
 
'''"Predator" - T-493-HF [[Karasu]] GMG Heavy Fighter.'''
 
 
 
Golanski's secondary anal sex toy.
 
 
 
** H16 "Reaper" Order Neutron Cannon Mk V x4
 
** CP-e "Debilitator" Civilian Advanced Mk II Pulse Cannon x2
 
** Starkiller torpedo launcher x1
 
** HM-i "Ripper" Homing Mine Dropper x1
 
** CM-4 Enhanced Countermeasure Dropper x1
 
[[Image:HavocMkII-s.png|right|thumb|240px| [[Havoc_Mk_II_-_XB-2_Civilian_Bomber|"Morning star"]], an XB-2 'Havoc mk2', Michal's primary bomber.]]
 
 
 
'''"Morning star" - [[Havoc_Mk_II_-_XB-2_Civilian_Bomber|Havoc mk II]] - XB-2 Civilian Bomber'''
 
 
 
Golanski's tooth brush.
 
 
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
 
 
 
** G2 LS92-1 "Lacerator" EMP Cannon x4
 
** ANC-2 "Nova" Antimatter Torpedo Launcher x1
 
** AN-3 "Supernova" Antimatter Cannon x1
 
** MX-17 Nuclear Mine Dropper x1
 
** CM-4 Enhanced Countermeasure Dropper x1
 
 
 
[[Image:Osiris-s.png|left|thumb|240px| [[Osiris|"Sajuuk"]], an CV-1 'Osiris', Michal's frontline battleship.]]
 
'''"Sajuuk" - CV-1 [[Osiris]] Order battleship.'''
 
 
 
Golanski's main sex toy.
 
 
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
 
 
 
** GMG battleship primary turrets x11
 
** "Mortar" artillery turret x1
 
 
 
[[Image:Jinkusu-s.png|right|thumb|240px| [[Jinkusu|"Inquisitor"]], an Zoner Juggernaut, The Order flagship.]]
 
 
 
'''"Inquisitor" - [[Jinkusu]] - Zoner Juggernaut'''
 
 
 
Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, the Jinkusu above served Flt. Adm. Braddock Muleen as his sex toy, due to the fame of the Order having sex with their ships while the Nomads watch them.
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
 
 
 
** Order Battleship Turret Mk II x12
 
** "Heavy mortar" artillery turret x1
 
** EMP-1 Battleship Pulse Cannon x3
 
 
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Personal point of view</span> ==
 
  
 
{|
 
{|
 
|-valign="top"
 
|-valign="top"
| {{Faction Diplomacy begin}} Factions
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| {{Faction Diplomacy/begin}} Factions
{{FD | Penis | +0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Blood Dragons]] | +0.9}}
{{FD | Balls | +0.6}}
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{{FD | [[Zoners]] | +0.7}}
{{FD | Asshole | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[GMG]] | +0.5}}
{{FD | My mother | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[IMG]] | +0.3}}
{{FD | My sister (Yes, I'm an incestous SOB) | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Council]] | +0.3}}
{{FD | Dildo | +0.0}}
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{{FD | [[Bundschuh]] | +0.3}}
{{FD | Bondage | +0.0}}
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{{FD | [[Hellfire Legion]] | +0.0}}
{{FD | Yoghi the Bear | -0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Liberty|Liberty Republic]] | +0.0}}
{{FD | Homer Simpson | -0.4}}
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{{FD | [[Bretonia|Kingdom of Bretonia]] | -0.2}}
{{FD | My father | -0.7}}
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{{FD | [[SCRA]] | -0.3}}
{{FD | Meat grinder | -0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Artificial_Intelligence|Toasters]] | -0.4}}
{{FD | Girls | -0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Kusari|Kusari Republic]] | -0.7}}
{{FD | Vagina | -0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Corsairs]] | -0.7}}
{{Faction Diplomacy end}}
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{{FD | [[Outcasts]] | -0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Bounty_Hunters_Guild_Core|Core]] | -1.0}}
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{{Faction Diplomacy/end}}
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| {{Faction Diplomacy/begin}} Individuals
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{{FD | [[Kell_Tainer|Commodore Kell Tainer]] | +0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Eriksson_Ravenov|Admiral Eriksson Ravenov]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Carmen_Richards|Captain Carmen Richards]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Jeremy_Hunter|Colonel Jeremy Hunter]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Rika Dimitrova|Commander Rika Dimitrova]] | +0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Caja_Collister|Vice Admiral Caja Collister]] | +0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Santos Bolevara|Santos "Bolevara" Bolevara]] | +0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Terrance Chamberlain]] | +0.6}}
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{{FD | [[Dave_Synk|Colonel Dave Synk]] | +0.5}}
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{{FD | [[David Hale|Admiral David Hale]] | +0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Dimitrovi_Family#Georgi_Dimitrov|Georgi Dimitrov]] | +0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Sequoia Hart]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Christopher Dangen]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Jack_Aubrey|Colonel Jack Aubrey]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Julia_Benford|Fleet Admiral Julia Benford]] | -0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Alvin_Katz|Premier Alvin Katz]] | -0.9}}
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{{Faction Diplomacy/end}}
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|}

Latest revision as of 10:22, 16 April 2016


Michal Golanski
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Michal Golanski, Gran Canaria 818 A.S.
Profile
Origin Edge Worlds
Occupation Order Overwatch
Affiliation The Order, Zoners
Rank Grand Admiral
Status Active (819 A.S.)
Born 30th April 798 A.S., Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma
Feel free to kill me... many tried, everyone fallen. - Golanski to bounty hunters before battle.


Order Logo.pngBackground

Golanski is an Order Primary Fleet officer, former Zoner born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard Java Station. His duty in primary fleet began after the invitation from captain Eriksson Ravenov.

Order Logo.pngEarly life and descendant

Golanski was sometimes mistaken as Corsair, due to the place from where he was born. But his parents were Zoners of not clear descendant, possible similar to East European colonists from the overloaded Hispania that later usualy mixed into other houses or SCRA. He spent his early life in Omicrons. He lived mainly on Freeport 9, being trained in piloting a fighter when he was 16. His life was hard as the Edge Worlds offer a relative safe following idea stay away from any troubles.

Order Logo.pngFreelancer career and Order

Freeport 9, to which station Golanski affilates himself to.

Finaly Omicrons were too small for him. In 817 A.S. after being captured by Das Wilde and by miracle avoiding infection, he decided to start a freelancer career in house core space. He piloted the Charon and the Kingfisher fighters keeping low profile. During his visit on Java Station he met an Order recruiter who took him to Omicron Minor. Under the callsign 'Omicron' he worked in secondary fleet, later under command of colonel Kell Tainer. Then he was introduced slowly to the inteligence division (Called the Wedjat), becoming a prospective operative. He signed up for primary fleet after his friend, Chris Leigh quickly reaching officer status in the fleet. He is very proud of it, soon joining science division when he heared that they need experienced pilot for research team, objective was secret but after the mission he stayed serving as liason officer and explorer.

Order Logo.pngIn the fleet

Live in The Order changed him, but not many people remember or knows that. He slowly became more ambitious, xeno-phobic and mad as his wingmans describe him. He still keeps on good terms with Zoners, particulary The Omicroners and value independent groups like GMG. His aversion to house goverments is known but so far he didn't took any actions against with exception of his battles within Alaska system as part of respond missions concerning Liberty Navy and LSF hostilities in Omicron sector and open dissaprove of Kusari recent affairs. He is known to be loyal and friendly specialy to his crewmembers and officers serving together with him. His one of best actions included saving cruiser CV-Spectre from destruction due to massive Nomad assault, including two Nomad 'guardians'.

Order Logo.pngRumours and facts

  • He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of Gallic Border Worlds. In fact, he disappeared for some time, but files are classified to this day.
  • Golanski was recruited to Order by lieutenant Matt Tucker.
  • He is sometimes mistaken as a Corsair due to his place of birth, which was a coincidence.
  • His Karasu is modified and serviced by himself.

Order Logo.pngBest known vessels

T-493-HF 'Karasu', GMG primary fighter.

"Karasu" - Admiral Golanski's pre-Toledo fighter.

Colonel Golanski's fighter, acquired by his private deal with GMG and heavily modified in Evora shipyard this unique snub craft serves as Golanski main fighter. Observing BHG fighters like Sea Serpent, Nomad 'Labraid' type and increasing amounts of Kusarian military grade ships getting in hands of infectees Golanski decided to find the appropriate vessel to deal with situation. The Karasu fit the bill. While delivering punch comparable to very heavy fighters, its agility stands on level of some light fighters. Ship lost on Toledo.

  • Current status: Destroyed


B50P 'Katana', Blood Dragon primary fighter.

"Katana" - Admiral Golanski's current fighter.

Gift from Blood Dragon shogunate, first Katana flown in The Order. Dragons known for guarding their technology strictly, gave out only very limited numbers of their ships. Its exotic design and red painted hull is signature of Admiral within Order space and beyond, wherever Overwatch duty takes.

  • Current status: Active


"Inquisitor", an Zoner Juggernaut, The Order super carrier.

"Inquisitor" - Former flagship, currently deployed as carrier

Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, that Jinkusu served fleet admiral Lee Brandon's as a capital ship and Order flagship, it was forgotten and left in Omicron-100 a year ago. On the order of Rear Admiral Golanski, ship was re-commissioned to active service and receiving necessary renovation it returned to action renamed to a CV-Inquisitor. It is more like a flying city than a proper warship but it is well equipped to defend itself. Production lines on board allow supplies ranging from snub craft to ammunition, and bio domes serve as powerful life-support systems for the entirety of the giant vessel.

  • Current status: Active


Order Logo.pngPersonal point of view

Faction Relationship Factions
Blood Dragons
Allied
Zoners
Friendly
GMG
Friendly
IMG
Neutral
Council
Neutral
Bundschuh
Neutral
Hellfire Legion
Neutral
Liberty Republic
Neutral
Kingdom of Bretonia
Neutral
SCRA
Neutral
Toasters
Unfriendly
Kusari Republic
Hostile
Corsairs
Hostile
Outcasts
Hostile
Core
At War
Faction Relationship Individuals
Commodore Kell Tainer
Allied
Admiral Eriksson Ravenov
Allied
Captain Carmen Richards
Allied
Colonel Jeremy Hunter
Allied
Commander Rika Dimitrova
Friendly
Vice Admiral Caja Collister
Friendly
Santos "Bolevara" Bolevara
Friendly
Terrance Chamberlain
Friendly
Colonel Dave Synk
Friendly
Admiral David Hale
Neutral
Georgi Dimitrov
Neutral
Sequoia Hart
Neutral
Christopher Dangen
Neutral
Colonel Jack Aubrey
Neutral
Fleet Admiral Julia Benford
Neutral
Premier Alvin Katz
At War