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RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Thunderer - 07-13-2017
My God...
PS: I'll probably go to the library tomorrow to take some book for my exam. It should contain a few Byzantine jokes. I'll post them here tomorrow.
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Agetneor - 07-13-2017
He turn head from sexy Cretan girls legs to Mendoza eyes :"give me some cardamine, i want to show this girl, how wild are libretonias in bed"
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Corile - 07-13-2017
i'm gonna need some serious oncology after this thread
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Kauket - 07-13-2017
sorry but the best ones are the dark ones
"How to start a rave on Crete?
Staple food to the ceiling. "
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Corile - 07-13-2017
(07-13-2017, 11:38 PM)Auzari Wrote: sorry but the best ones are the dark ones
"How to start a rave on Crete?
Staple food to the ceiling. "
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RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Mickk - 07-14-2017
I don't know where this joke originally came from, but here goes nuthin'.
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Diana.Daymarova - 07-14-2017
Two guys are wandering around and the middle one falls.
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Diana.Daymarova - 07-14-2017
A little girl sits on a bench and swears: "Oh sh*t, holy f*ck". Then there goes a man who warns her: "That is so ruthless of a little girl. How dare you swear like this?" The girl tells him to sit next to her and promises to tell him why does she swear. The guy suddenly starts swearing too. A grandma appears and says: "How impolite! Gentlemen never swear!" But the guy lets the old granny sit down and tells her the reason of him swearing. She starts cussing just like the girl and the man. "What happened to you Rebecca? Why do you swear?" asks her husband. She makes him sit on the bench and states: "The bench is freshly painted."
Okay, Ikr it's not funny, I'll stop.
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - Checkov - 07-14-2017
Your political jokes are terrible and against the rules. Maybe next time make a good joke, eh?
~ The Mods
EDIT: Apparently I saved myself from posting that bad joke by pretending to be a moderator on my own post. Not the best way to double-check yourself, but it works.
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - sasapinjic - 07-14-2017
Notice: 18+ age joke, kids go to sleep and dont read!
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