Wot sort 'o lads are ye'? A.D.M.I.N.? An' what'n th'devils a bloody Player Overlord? Is 'e worth cash? M'trigger fingers itchin' t'pull somethin'! Woah, 'old on 'ere.. -Changes tone rather drastically- Hi, my name's Darius. -Tone changes back- What's goin' on 'ere?! 'S not me talkin'! Must be 'at liquor I drank th'other night.. Knew them zoners couldn't make good 'omemade liquor. Bunch 'o panzies.

-Tone changes back to the one earlier-

Hm, sorry about that. He gets a bit.. colorful, sometimes. Anyways, I've attached the relevant information. And don't worry, I won't drink on the job. I'm just a Molly at heart.


1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?
About 4 months. Would be 7, but I took a 3 month break and I've recently returned two weeks ago.

2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)
Eastern Standard

3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)
[M]-
GMG|
XA-
LPI-
OSI-
JZ-
Reaver Mercenary Co.
[HF]
|IDF
GRN
[|] (BDS)


4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?
I've always wanted to give something back to this community, this is one of the best mods out there for ALL games, in my opinion. I don't really have the cash to spare, but voluntary slavery seems like a good option. I hope you make a weighted ball and chain in my size, I do dislike chafing after all.

I have a fair amount of experience with being an admin, but little with moderator. A year back I just decided that was it for administrating, I really dislike the drama that comes from in-game administration on ANY game. I don't believe it'd be the same if only just on the forum, but I could be wrong obviously. I browse this forum enough already just glancing at all the posts and occasionally doing some forum RP. Makes sense that I might as well do something constructive in addition to that.

Although my timezone is EST, I'm currently in cyber-school so I have a lot of free-time. When I say a lot, I mean a LOT. Like, too much. Most of my free-time is spent on the computer either watching shows or playing Freelancer, can easily add moderating our wonderful forums to that without any problems. Although I have less time spent in the community than other people, that doesn't mean I don't know how things work around here. I pride myself on being able to function while having fun, which is really what games are about. Probably not so relevant to a moderation position, since it's more like a job.

Anyways, if you pick me to fill one of your positions, fantastic. If not, just glad I got the opportunity to be considered. Oh, and glad I don't have to go into slavery.

To: A.D.M.I.N. HQ, Lost Battlestar, Omicron Delta

Application

This unit, once nicknamed "aerlum" by the one honorable Schprokets of The A.D.M.I.N. Team, frequents various corners of the neural-net, such as open market, ship sales, general discussion, communication channel and various faction subforums, even though this unit's regular contribution is only to the later, it still assumes active read-only role with the rest, and all the ongoing irregularities makes it sad (Or what it's been programmed with to pass on as sad anyways) so it seems to be the proper time to take action and also go rampage through all the oversized signatures which have proven to be too disturbing to be real.

1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?

Approximately 1,250 standard days, with only a 2 months downtime period for essential R.L.™ maintenance.

2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)

Logs display +3.5 GMT, but doesn't seem to be accurate.

3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified mmediately)

This query redirects here.

4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?

He says in his opinion, these past 6 weeks with no FMUs running around have been a complete disaster, and he seems to find himself a few hours every day in odd places with access to forums but not FL, and due to having nothing more interesting to do in those hours, he would not mind to reprogram this unit to start cleaning the fan, as apparently a lot has hit it.

He also says he'd really like to use Dusty's mod color, whatever that means.

Since this ad is going to be closed in one week, excuse this unit while it goes away to enjoy the last days of its freedom ifever The A.D.M.I.N. Team decide to employ its services.

P.S: As the player overlord is a mean cruel little kid who does not believe in copyright, he has decided to display his estimation of community reaction to this app with an attachment that follows:

Quote:

Well hello there… It just so happens that I’ve been looking for a side job. I don’t really know what a “FMU” it is but it can’t be that hard to figure out. Here’s a bit of information about myself. I was a traffic cop on Houston for couple years so I know how to handle dem scums and fool. I was then promoted to Officer where you deal with more fools. After couple months of patrols and dealing with 12 year old pilots I received SWAT training. I basically learned how to use tazers and bats for uhh the pilots who resist arrest. I also learned the fine arts of making extra credits for your retirement fund. Also learn how to get good deals for your local donut shop. I think that’s about it…Ohh and did I mention the Don… wait I did never mind.

1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?

Well I’ve been a full time cop if that’s what you are asking. I started the job 6 years ago. I haven’t been fired or anything like that so I guess I’m part of Libertys finest.


2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't

My Player overlord tells me that I am “GMT -7 (Mountain time)” whatever that means. I think it’s a code for something. I will have to look it up in the “how to be a cop for dummies”.


3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community. (LR are disqualified immediately)

Well I’m an officer of the “LPI-“. I like to call myself Libertys Finest cause you don’t see those fancy Navy boys taking care of speeders or drunk pilots. Speaking of drunk pilots… this one pilot told me he was a member of the “Reavers, Gas Miners Guild, Gallic Royal Police, the Cartel, Asgard warrior, and the Mafia”. Don’t worry I fined him and took him straight to Sugarland. Wait what were we talking about… ohh yeah the questions.


4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?

Well the main reason is I’m looking for some extra credits for my retirement fund. Between you and me the bribes are getting worse and worse. I used to be able to get around 100,000 credits to turn a blind eye. Now days these kids think they are some kind of hotshot and betray the law! I also figure I should do something to give back to Liberty. I’ve been consuming all of Liberty’s donut supplies. Wait…my player overlord is telling me that consuming all of Libertys donuts is not the reason. He is saying that the main reason he wants to become a FMU is because he feels that he should give back to Disco for all the good times he has had on Disco and that he wants to keep Disco alive.

INCOMMING TRANDSMISSION
Security: Confidential
//that mean u cant read it ok???

Connecting to Bretonian Armed forces Communications Array.
Accessing Neural Net
Composing Transmission
To: A.D.M.I.N. HQ, Lost Battlestar, Omicron Delta
From: Sierra XVII - AI Cruiser Command unit


1. How long have you been actively a part of the Sirian community, and have you taken any extended breaks from said community?

This unit has been an active for proximity, Sixty months (Five years) , Extended brakes have continued over the last couple years with activity, off and on, Mainly due to low density of exterior contact.

2. What timezone is your Player Overlord located in (don't worry, your player overlord will understand this one even if you don't)

Error, We do no- Error, foreign data detected. [UTC+12]

3. What factions have you been involved with during your time as part of the Sirian community.


Previous Involvements.
Bs| - (Prior to it becoming Order|)
Order|
Phantoms
BAF|
[LN]
[The_Angels] - [Angels]
[RoS]
=LSF=
LH~ -Breifly

4. What would your Player Overlord say his interest in having you become a Forum Moderator Unit stems from?

Overlord comment uploading....

The Overlords desire and interest is to become a functioning unit of the community, having observed over the span of a few years, the desire has arisen to
help it function.

Foreign override deactivated.
This unit feels violated.
Ending link to Neural Net connection.