Ohmygoddessohmygoddessohmygoddess I am VERY excited to share with you the discovery of a lifetime (possibly several if TAZ believes in Reincarnation, I haven't gotten to that part of the book yet if it exists and certainly haven't if it doesn't). I was chatting with LochNet.Shamus2.0 (a fellow pope) while delivering some high quality Curacao Tea to Baffin when he hit upon marketing gold, or at least marketing tin. Why serve tea when we can serve KALLIS-TEA!

I will give you a moment to get back in your chair after you were undoubtedly floored by such a discovery. The pope is a genius and I couldn't way to reveal his machinations to the system at large. See in the faith, Kallisti (some dead Earth tongue for "To the Prettiest") is our standard greeting and it stems from the legend of the original snub. Like most legends, it isn't true, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Excited to try out this new concept, I broke open a box of Curacao Reserve and soaked 5 teabags along with a pineal amulet in a spare "World's #1 Dad" mug (can never have too many of those). Did you know that tea can turn purple? I didn't, but I do now! Along with many other interesting facts, like that many bodily fluids can also become unexpectedly purple when you drink purple tea! And not just the fun ones!

The mug has gone missing, likely stolen by the peaches for dabbling with things man was not meant to know, but THIS prometheus intends to share what he's discovered with the world! Damn the liver, full speed ahead! The noodle cannot be uncooked!