TO: Caitlyn Cross | FROM: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com

[Jonathan Seabourne]

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☆ From: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com

☆ To: Caitlyn Cross

☆ Subject: The Deal of a Lifetime!

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Dear Caitlyn,

Ohmygoddessohmygoddessohmygoddess I am VERY excited to share with you the discovery of a lifetime (possibly several if TAZ believes in Reincarnation, I haven't gotten to that part of the book yet if it exists and certainly haven't if it doesn't). I was chatting with LochNet.Shamus2.0 (a fellow pope) while delivering some high quality Curacao Tea to Baffin when he hit upon marketing gold, or at least marketing tin. Why serve tea when we can serve KALLIS-TEA!

I will give you a moment to get back in your chair after you were undoubtedly floored by such a discovery. The pope is a genius and I couldn't way to reveal his machinations to the system at large. See in the faith, Kallisti (some dead Earth tongue for "To the Prettiest") is our standard greeting and it stems from the legend of the original snub. Like most legends, it isn't true, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Excited to try out this new concept, I broke open a box of Curacao Reserve and soaked 5 teabags along with a pineal amulet in a spare "World's #1 Dad" mug (can never have too many of those). Did you know that tea can turn purple? I didn't, but I do now! Along with many other interesting facts, like that many bodily fluids can also become unexpectedly purple when you drink purple tea! And not just the fun ones!

The mug has gone missing, likely stolen by the peaches for dabbling with things man was not meant to know, but THIS prometheus intends to share what he's discovered with the world! Damn the liver, full speed ahead! The noodle cannot be uncooked!

Sincerely,
Jonathan (Titles???)

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ID: Caitlyn Cross
Location: Samson Resort, Planet Curacao, System Cortez
To: Jonathan.Seabourne23@libertyonline.com
Encryption: OS&C Alpha One
Subject: Re: The Deal of a Lifetime!

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Hello, my Friend.

it is good to hear from you again, I am always a bit worried about you out there. As you know I am always interested in new business opportunities, so let's see how we can make some profit out of this. First, we should take a look at your Mix. I mean your Fluids were Purple? that doesn't sound that healthy, so at least we have to make sure that it's safe for you and others to Drink it. I mean it's bad PR if we sell the stuff and our Consumers get sic or worse, you know how our Legal Team is with stuff like that.

I will make some Tests with your Mix and see what turned your Body Fluids Purple, please tell me how long this effect Lasted in your Body. But if Purple Tea could be Popular among the TAZ then we should find a way to achieve this, maybe we could Bring a TAZ Priest to Bless a Tea Plantation? the Opportunities for Holy Tea are endless. I am happy that you have still your Old Business mind. Let us Work together in this to Bring the Zoners of Baffin the KALLIS-TEA.

Ps. don't worry about the Peaches I heard Hilda planned to make a Cake out of them.

Safe Skys,
Caitlyn Cross
Captain Red Velvet Club
Director and Chairwoman of OS&C

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