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Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Laz - 11-15-2023
One of the effects within Chaos Mod is a text-to-speech effect. For this we play various copy-pastas while the player suffers through them, but we only have like 8 or so currently. Hoping we can increase that number if anyone is willing to help. If so, the criteria are as follows:
- Freelancer related if possible. Will add non-Freelancer related ones/discovery ones if they are really good
- Min character count of 100, max character count of 500. Can go slightly over/under, but rough guidelines.
few existing examples:
- "I hope my cargo hold full of water fetches me a nice price."
- "I'm Edison Trent and this is my favourite shop in the Sirius Sector."
- "I don't use Discord anymore, as it's become a hive of cyber-criminals, hackers, terrorists and traitors to the United States, among other reasons." (posted on The Starport)
Feel free to post here or message me privately.
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - CommodoreShawn - 11-15-2023
Cardamine, cardamine, everybody wants cardamine.
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Alex. - 11-15-2023
All we have is Liberty Ale, friend.
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - eigos - 11-15-2023
...is that a Rheinland Cruiser?
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Kherty - 11-15-2023
"I'm engaging Freelancer Alpha-1-dash-1."
"Mind if I take a peek in your cargo hold? Didn't think so!"
Double stupid moment, reedited.
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - -Revenant- - 11-15-2023
"You think you're safe, but you're not."
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Cat - 11-15-2023
I'm surprised that nobody has posted this one yet (unless it's a thing already):
Quote:Acknowledged, Freeport 7. We’ll see you in about two weeks.
It's a little short, but it is the stuff for any leaving thread (because it usually comes true too).
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Jean Paul Richter - 11-15-2023
-Civilian ship this is a classified navy operation, do yourself a favor and keep it quiet.
-I don't want to end up like corpse before my time, cuz you were day dreaming.
-Activation sequence completed, lane jump initiated
-System Jump Successful, all system show green
-Scanners show no enemy target.
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - The_Godslayer - 11-15-2023
-I'm going to use what's left of you to grease my ship
RE: Freelancer Copy-Pastas - Proselyte - 11-15-2023
"Joining the ranks of the radical left?"
alt:
"No, I am sorry, your rep is very unworthy. The [Zoners] don't appreciate human life, when it interferes with their profits."
alt.
"Sure. As long as I’m not shot at, knocked out, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, skewered alive by giant alien shape-shifters, have to dive out windows or fight off spindly Nomad incubi… everything should be fine."