Freelancer Copy-Pastas

[Laz]

One of the effects within Chaos Mod is a text-to-speech effect. For this we play various copy-pastas while the player suffers through them, but we only have like 8 or so currently. Hoping we can increase that number if anyone is willing to help. If so, the criteria are as follows:

• Freelancer related if possible. Will add non-Freelancer related ones/discovery ones if they are really good
  
• Min character count of 100, max character count of 500. Can go slightly over/under, but rough guidelines.
  

few existing examples:
- "I hope my cargo hold full of water fetches me a nice price."
- "I'm Edison Trent and this is my favourite shop in the Sirius Sector."
- "I don't use Discord anymore, as it's become a hive of cyber-criminals, hackers, terrorists and traitors to the United States, among other reasons." (posted on The Starport)

Feel free to post here or message me privately.

---

[CommodoreShawn]

Cardamine, cardamine, everybody wants cardamine.

---

HS>Reconquista	HS>El_Cid	HS>Exploradora	WV-Conqueror
Eduardo Montalban	Isabel Montalban	Juan Cortés	Shawn Michaels

[Alex.]

All we have is Liberty Ale, friend.

---

FLHook suggestions
All other dev queries
Please only PM me through the forums for things that need to be private like anticheat etc.

[eigos]

...is that a Rheinland Cruiser?

---

Special promotion on cloaks. Made In Donesia.

*We claim no responsibility for any kind of damage or sudden explosion that might occur from proper use of this product.

[Kherty]

"I'm engaging Freelancer Alpha-1-dash-1."
"Mind if I take a peek in your cargo hold? Didn't think so!"

Double stupid moment, reedited.

---

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." - Hunter S. Thompson
Favorite song
Second favorite song
Third favorite song
Did you sent something to me/factions/etc. and I forgot about it? Please send a message >here<!

[-Revenant-]

"You think you're safe, but you're not."

---

User was banned for: https://discoverygc.com/forums/showthrea...pid2329965
Time left: (Permanent)

[Cat]

I'm surprised that nobody has posted this one yet (unless it's a thing already):

Acknowledged, Freeport 7. We’ll see you in about two weeks.

It's a little short, but it is the stuff for any leaving thread (because it usually comes true too).

---

You're welcome to leave feedback here | My inbox is always open

[Jean Paul Richter]

-Civilian ship this is a classified navy operation, do yourself a favor and keep it quiet.

-I don't want to end up like corpse before my time, cuz you were day dreaming.

-Activation sequence completed, lane jump initiated

-System Jump Successful, all system show green

-Scanners show no enemy target.

[The_Godslayer]

-I'm going to use what's left of you to grease my ship

---

I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.

"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"

[Proselyte]

"Joining the ranks of the radical left?"

alt:

"No, I am sorry, your rep is very unworthy. The [Zoners] don't appreciate human life, when it interferes with their profits."

alt.

"Sure. As long as I’m not shot at, knocked out, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, skewered alive by giant alien shape-shifters, have to dive out windows or fight off spindly Nomad incubi… everything should be fine."