So Fletcher is going to a wedding

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So Fletcher is going to a wedding - Fletcher - 04-02-2012

So my sister is getting married on Thursday, I can only compare her to how China operates. I am under a dictatorial rule and breaking it could lead to a tank in the face in the form of 120 decibel screaming and possibly a nice session of clawing to the face. She's already forcing me to die my hair because she says its ginger when others say its blonde.

Since I've never been to a wedding, anyone got any helpful tips?

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - RAL - 04-02-2012

YOUR GETTING MARRIED?!?!

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - Fletcher - 04-02-2012

' Wrote:YOUR GETTING MARRIED?!?!

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - RAL - 04-02-2012

You know I can't read!!

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - Widow - 04-02-2012

' Wrote:anyone got any helpful tips?

Best advise: Do what the bride wants. Seriously. Either that, or avoid her under all circumstances.
Next best bit of advise: Try and have as much fun as possible without getting your face ripped to shreds.

Good luck!

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - RAL - 04-02-2012

Protip: Don't mix alcohol with wedding speeches.
Protip#2: Avoid sitting by those dreadful relatives
Protip#3: Don't be the person caught with the "me so honny" ringtone in the middle of the ceremony.

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - Fletcher - 04-02-2012

Yeah, last time I got really on her nerves, she left a scar on my head. Still there...

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - r3vange - 04-02-2012

[color=#FFFFFF]Protip 1: Just have fun
Protip 2: Strategically position yourself next to a fit bridesmaid when the drinking starts

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - Zynth - 04-02-2012

I'm no pro in this sort of thing but...

1. Stay clear of elders. They'll want to know when you're next.
2. Stay clear of the bride and groom. Can't scold you if they don't see you.
3. Stay close to the alcohol. Anything stupid you say, you can cover up using the "I'm drunk" excuse.
4. During emergency situations, the toilet helps. Pack a good book, PSP, Nintendo DS or something you can do while sitting on the bowl.

So Fletcher is going to a wedding - pitockm - 04-02-2012

well....Good luck mate!(and congorats for your sister ) just...dont talk with more than 3 people in same time. thats it!