So my sister is getting married on Thursday, I can only compare her to how China operates. I am under a dictatorial rule and breaking it could lead to a tank in the face in the form of 120 decibel screaming and possibly a nice session of clawing to the face. She's already forcing me to die my hair because she says its ginger when others say its blonde.
Since I've never been to a wedding, anyone got any helpful tips?
Best advise: Do what the bride wants. Seriously. Either that, or avoid her under all circumstances.
Next best bit of advise: Try and have as much fun as possible without getting your face ripped to shreds.
Protip: Don't mix alcohol with wedding speeches.
Protip#2: Avoid sitting by those dreadful relatives
Protip#3: Don't be the person caught with the "me so honny" ringtone in the middle of the ceremony.
1. Stay clear of elders. They'll want to know when you're next.
2. Stay clear of the bride and groom. Can't scold you if they don't see you.
3. Stay close to the alcohol. Anything stupid you say, you can cover up using the "I'm drunk" excuse.
4. During emergency situations, the toilet helps. Pack a good book, PSP, Nintendo DS or something you can do while sitting on the bowl.
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