ATTENTION ELF

[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: ALL ELF
Comm ID: Cami
*frivolsnippage*

Be careful though, there's a war about.  And even though those Black Squadron boys have agreed to sit down and chat, there's certainly no need to trust them.  Wiley and I were attacked this evening by two BS fighters just a short time after the 'peace talks' were announced. 

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Priority Message to: Kerberus Actual
Comm ID: Mal Huer

My Dear man, this is outrageous! If we are to be successful in these negotiations, the Goddess insists on an immediate stand-down by all parties involved. In the meantime, I've brought you a smelly hold full of B.H. "immigrants" who've heard just wonderful things about your nice planet.

That's right. I'm already moored at this fair planet. I've stored all my boomsticks in the hold. A scan will show my turrets empty. Dis and I took a three-minute tour of downtown, and still had time for a nice boiled turnip right of the wagon! the traditional Dung sculptures were also appealing.

And your tobacco is marvelous! I know a gentleman who will be ever grateful for these fresh cheroots.

So, we're seeing the sights, "holding down the fort", along with a lot of rather scruffy local folk who look like they could use a good meal. Are there no jobs on this planet, then?

Looking forward to your Effervescent Arrival,
Mal de Merry
cc: BS Secured Command Net, via Fnord Net.
Phtttth.
*fnord Sorry for repeating myself, but I'll be frazzled if I could find a message dump for the Black Squaddies fnord*

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