Tetsuo: "Hello you're through to the IT Helpdesk, Yamashita Tetsuo speaking, how can I help?"
Katsuro: "Hello, I'm having an IT issue"
Name? Issue? Department? What is this, computerized charades?
Tetsuo: "Ok, can I take your name and username please. And what's the problem?"
Katsuro: "Kon Katsuro - KKatsuro. My remote computer session has crashed"
Let me guess... it's not actually crashed because you probably don't know what a crash actually is
Tetsuo: "Ok, by crash do you have any black screens or errors?"
Katsuro: "No, I just can't click on the LAB app as there is a popup in the way. Everything else is fine"
Figures
Tetsuo: "Ok, have you tried closing the popup?"
Katsuro: "No, how do I do that?"
If we could harness the daily energy from me rolling my eyes, Tomakomai would never run out of fuel
Tetsuo: "There should be a big red X on the popup you can click that says close. Can you click that for me please"
*Silence*
*Silence*
*30 seconds pass*
Was it something I said?
Tetsuo: "Hello? Are we still connected?"
Katsuro: "Yes, sorry, I'm just struggling to find the X"
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Another 30 seconds pass*
Katsuro: "Can you remotely access my computer and help me find it please"
Ugh
Tetsuo: "Can do! If you navigate to your search bar in the bottom right corner and type in 'IP Detection App' - once it's loaded if you could give me the IP Address and I can hop straight on"
*Silence*
*Silence*
Katsuro: "It's not working, it's taking me to a web page"
Err...
Tetsuo: "Oh, I was doing it in the web browser. Now it's working"
Figures
Tetsuo: "Can you read out to me the IP address please"
Katsuro: "What's an IP Address?"
Tetsuo: "It'll be a set of four numbers seperated by dots in the app"
Katsuro: "Ah, it says it's updating"
Tetsuo: "No problem, might just need to wait a bit"
*30 seconds pass*
Katsuro: "Ok, it's 6.543.444.609"
Tetsuo: "Ok.... I've connected to your computer. The X is just there, in the middle of the screen"
Katsuro: "OH! THERE IT IS! HAHA, Sorry I'm not the most computer literate!"
You're the 105th person to tell me that today.
Tetsuo: "Right I've clicked it and the LAB app seems to be working fine. Should be all working fine again. Is there anything else you need help with?"
Katsuro: "No"
Tetsuo: "Ok, you should get a ref-"
*Call ends*
Tetsuo: "They hung up on me...."
-End of log-
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