To... Hmm... The order sweethearts?

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Comm ID: Colonel Christopher Leigh, Order Primary Fleet
Location: OCV-Arsephes, Omicron Minor
Subject: Concordia

This channel is already encrypted to Order personel. Since Rika is twelve, I should hope she isn't reading this anyway.

As for you Concordia, no I have never chosen to accept your many offers of sexual favours. Not even Doc Holliday could keep up with the rate you must collect infections. Besides that, I happen to have the conscience to not take advantage of what is obviously a very disturbed girl.

Colonel Leigh out.

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Dublin Miner: I am Gallic admiral earning money in Bretonia.

True story...