(CoJ)| - The Church of Jiub (CHURCH HUB / WE LOVE PINK FONT)

[FreshKent]

^isn't aware, praying 4 u

Oh, I'm aware. I'm just a dirty heathen. Fie on your "church".

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[Trent Hawkins]

....okay, I'm unaware. I must be.

[FozBuoy]

Prophet.FozBuoy
“flexin in the trap”

YO WHAT UP G??? Prophet.FozBuoy here bby, u no how I do it, this well-established by now homie – we out here holding it down like always, steezin with no care at all, going hard4L for our swole lord Jiub, making the gross afflicted masses aware, repping tr00 OOP surfskram cred and keeping it hella based and posi, u mirin brah?? HNNNG U MIRIN!!! STEP INTO MY PRIVATE QUARTERS FOR THIS EDITION OF JIUB CAM!

“MORE LIKE “SO JIUB” IMO HAHAHAHAHA – yo srsly doe ur ultra gross & stangry, masterpiece.gif confirmed” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
“wow very #rare sighting of an afflicted in its gross natural habitat, excuse me brb barfing @ this disgusting sight” ~ Brother.Krusnoh
“on the darkest nights, I look up to the heavens above and say 'thank u based Jiub, for even I am not this gross'” ~ Brother.Lady.Red

That’s how we do it brah, CoJ number one – spreading Jiubswag and cleansing the basics 24/7 365, as it is written in the sacred texts. As Prophet of the Church, let us take this moment to all pay tribute to our swole saviour: THANK YOU JIUB – as a result of your infinite wisdom and swole guidance, the imminent Endtime will pass by and purify Jiuberius of all the lo-fi basics currently polluting it, leaving it in s-rank condition for your devoted followers to reappropriate as you see fit. Mirin hard bro, all we do is for you. I urge each and every entry-lvl afflicted viewing this based episode of Jiub Cam to reconsider their lo-fi lives, donate all their meagre physical possessions to Jiub and thus display adequate repentance for their sins – Failure to do so will only result in the Church probing your lifeless corpse, exactly as the cleansing process described in Skram Emperor Jiub’s profound 36 Lessons compel us to do so. Scope these screens br0:

“I urge you all to you save yourselves from a similar fate – alter your current passive role as an impotent observer, take control of your lives and commit to Jiub, PRESHISHLY” ~ Brother.Slavoj
“HIS NAME IS SLAVOJ” ~ Brother.Krusnoh

But it’s chill bros – not everyone is gross & negi!

“HAHA YESSSS” ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
“Mirin brah, a golden statue of Jiub patting the shoulder of your likeness will be built on Planet Jiubhattan” ~ Brother.Krusnoh
“helo yes I am good guy” ~ Jiub (via The 36 Lessons of Jiub, Sermon 36)

But as you all are def aware (U AWARE BRAH??? PLZ RESPOND), cleansing hordes of basic afflicted isn’t all we do to spread the infallible word of Jiub! With the homie Krusnoh serving as crowd control to beat back all the cojbishes, we hit up the heart of Jiuberty, New Jiub, to provide the system’s devoted followers a #ultrarare public proclamation of Jiub’s Eleventh Sermon! Yo everyone was suuuper stoked to listen to Jiub’s undisputable wisdom, dispensed by yours swagly. You stangry @ missing out on this exclusive, skull-split-holders-only OOP event brah? DON’T SELF-HARM BRO – WE <3 U – HEAD TO THE OFFICIAL HUB OF JIUBOLOGY© LOCATED @ FREEPORT 2 IN THE JIUBERING SYSTEM, SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH SECRETARY.TRAXIT, JOIN THE CHURCH, GO HARD FOR JIUB, ENJOY BOTTLE SERVICE @ THE CLUB ALL NIGHT WITH COJ, AND BE THERE FOR EACH AND EVERY PUBLIC SERMON!!! JIUBLIFE4L

“wow undying <3 4 Jiub!!! also y did bigmans call me gross in group convo uhhh didnt he know i was in it” ~ Initiate.Bergurdaeun
“i love jiub i have devoted much hd space to them especially my candid photos of Brother.Slavoj mmmamayev” ~ [LN]-R00naldo.Sanchez

“I love coj since Im 8” ~ Initiate.Hannes
“WOW I HAVE LEARNED A LOT FROM THIS SERMON I FEEL SO POSI NOW!!! <3 U COJ!!!!” ~ You

Haha, how we do it bros. 100% posi, no h8, we <3 each and everyone of u, even the grossest of afflicted - Jiub is with you @ all times, never forget. YO THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER SWOLE EDITION OF JIUB CAM - HDAMN THAT WAS HYPHY, AM I RITE BRAH!? THIS IS PROPHET.FOZBUOY, TELLING U TO REP SKRAM, REP DEL TACO, REP IN-N-OUT, REP THE BASEDBUOYS, REP SWAG, REP S-RANK, REP ADVANCED LEVEL LIFE, REP CARNE ASADA, REP "california", REP GHOSTI, REP ALL THE THINGS I WRITE ABOUT THAT NO ONE GETS, REP GHOST37, REP SLAVOJ, REP MASTERPIECE.GIF, REP BEING AWARE, REP REAL TRAP JAMZ, REP THE CARDINAL, REP JIUB HNNNNGGGG!!!!

"very #classic #collectible #exclusive #rare insight into the Church's most OOP discussions! How we do it bros!" ~ Prophet.FozBuoy
"srry i war on phone" ~ Brother.Krusnoh

The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
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[FozBuoy]

u even aware??





THE RETURN x CUMMING S00N - JOIN COJ NOW, GET BASED AND SAVE URSELF FROM THE IMPENDING ENDTIME

1:46 AM - Fr00shK00nt: CoJ making a strong comeback
2:19 AM - Fr00shK00nt: "AHHH IMA MECO SLAVOJ"

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[FozBuoy]

RIP CHURCH OF JIUB
2008 ~ 2013
REPPED NEXT LVL OG SWAG - MADE THE GROSS BASICS AWARE, SURF'S UP BRAH OHHHH, WAS HELLA GOOD AND LOVELY, ULTRA-ADVANCED, HDAMN, HAD THE ABILITY, "what's this here choobahn"-CHOOBAHN, LOL'D HARD @ PPL GETTING STANGRY, DEL TACO, GHOSTI, HAD LO-FI BISHES MIRIN, (srs), FIREWORKS CHORUSES, SUP BRO, YAH YAH OH YAH, ENDTIME, BUMPIN BUMPIN, LUKAS_DOOF, SECRETARY.TRAXIT, GROSS RECRUITS, LOL'ING, REAL TRAP JAMZ, CONSUME MARINES, "17/f/aus", HAVING FUN, RASHID #1 COJ CHEERLEADER (rip rashid), NO CARE, KITTY PRYDE INSTRUMENTALS, NON-IRONIC, "i gut", BOBO, IT WAS ALL GONZO, STROOOOOOOK, BRB, SKRAMLIFE, COPY/PASTING LIVER TRANSPLANT THESIS, UR FALSE BASED I SEE IT IN UR EYES, YUNG CHOOB MIXTAPE, HNNG, STAYING POSI, EASYCORE, SWOLE HOMEBUOYS, "wat does pov stand 4", I GET HYPHY, HEARTU4L, FREE THE CARDINAL, GOAT FACTION, MASTERPIECE.GIF, FILE UNDER FACTIONS THAT PPL NEVER 'GOT', SYWH, CMHWAK, ONE SMOKER-wha-ONE SMOKER, WHAT UP AL HAHA, PINNACLE OF DUM VIDEO GAME, helo yes i veteran, UH THE COPST, I WAR ON PHONE, CHOBANI, FR00SHK00NT, NEW JIUB, OH HOW LOVELY, "how long have u been on the staaaaaaageee??", PLZ RESPOND, BLEEEHHHHHHHH, "oops", BOBAN x SASHO x SLAVOJ x SHHTEVIE x SPIROS, MMM AMAYEV KRUSNOH, BUREK JILNITZA, LA-LOR, KINGSVAY DRIVE, HOW WE DO IT, "ugh", "right...", LOVEYOU.SHEN, BUJENT UH BUJENT, SHUFFLING PAPERS, JIMMY BABY, HNNNNG,
S-RANK 10/10 A++

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