Need an excuse whilst roleplaying? Look no further

[Fletcher]

Been halted by a vicarious pirate? The donut planetoid shaped Libertonian policeman shadowing you? Hauling things from A to B? Sunbathing on a sun's surface like a Dublin boss? Leading a derp raid fleet in the Omicrons? Zoner-zoner-zoner? Sanctioned?

Whatever your disposition, you'll need an excuse, and here is your source.

"Sorry I'm late, Scrooge McDuck came on me". I lost my lungs.

EDIT: Oops edited the image, I missed the word.

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"Oh chuffing blimey, another day, another person being whiney!"
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[Eduard]

" I lost track of time because a British chap crapped in my gas tank "

I lol'd

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King Eduard is the greatest

[Junes]

I feel terrible, but the ghost of Hitler tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.

[Junes]

This is a terrible excuse but the entire Roman Empire slept with my uncle.

This is brilliant.

[Fletcher]

A very active uncle you have xD

The most unbelievable thing just happened, a triceratops named Penelope crapped in my gas tank.

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"Oh chuffing blimey, another day, another person being whiney!"
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[Johnathan Nox Carter]

"This is going to sound crazy but Raiden from Mortal Kombat died in front of me."

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[Lonely Werewolf]

So I was minding my own business and boom! my Mom came on me.

hehehe

[Lonely Werewolf]

I couldn't help it the ghost of Margaret Thatcher pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.

One to remember for the future

[Fletcher]

Is it wrong that I thought about that one earlier too? xD

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"Oh chuffing blimey, another day, another person being whiney!"
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[Username removed]

"The most unbelievable thing just happened...the ghost of Hitler crapped in my gas tank."