Limerics

[Silver]

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[r3vange]

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

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[Silver]

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

R3v omg.

You alive too?

<3

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[evanz]

Roses are red
Roses are blue
Most poems rhyme
But mine dont

[r3vange]

Here I sit, bored to tears.

Fluid dripping from my pecker sparking fears.

She said she was clean... But also at least sixteen...

I wonder if I should call a doctor if it starts to turn green.

-Lazuli (the rapist)

R3v omg.

You alive too?

<3

In the weekends, some of the weekends.

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[Coin]

the IMG| are hot under the collar
and are all in a palaver
CR| are crash-docking
when GRN| come knocking
the trouble is, they do it on Java

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A Day in the Life of an NPC | Coin | The Journal of Caius Oakley | Build Your Dream Boat

[Kazinsal]

It's fun to write heckling five-liners
'bout things like Independent Miners
When it came to me
with a sudden sense of glee
that I can rhyme their name with "whiners"

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Retired, permanently.

[Coin]

there was a young dev,
about the zoners, he said:
flying space forts
should become transports
but it made the zoners see red

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A Day in the Life of an NPC | Coin | The Journal of Caius Oakley | Build Your Dream Boat

[Vipera Berus]

Mollys are red,
Zoners are blue,
And I struggle,
To rhyme past line two.

[evanz]

BAF have lost
GRN have won
IMG talk right
LN talk sh...rubbish