FTL key giveaway.

[SnakThree]

Bought "Into the Breach" and got the "FTL: Faster Than Light Steam (Free Key)". FTL doesn't seem like my type of game, so I can give it for free to someone.

Post a good joke anecdote (unrelated to Discovery) to be eligible for random draw that I will do at Sunday ~20 SMT.

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[Rvg5]

So, a Irish Father is taking his son for his first drink at the pub. He sits down at the bar and orders a Guinness Stout for his son. The bartender hands his son the beer, the son drinks it, and shakes his head making a bad face. "Don't like it eh? Well I'll drink it for yah". After drinking the beer the father figures his son would like a good Jameson. After trying it, the son still shakes his head in disgust. "Well, I suppose Its not for everyone" the father says as he finishes his sons Jameson. Finally, the father says to the bartender "It may be a sin, but maybe my son is a Scotch man" so he orders his son a good scotch. Upon trying it the son makes another bad face. The father, finishes the scotch, now quite drunk, declares "I Suppose we just havent found yer drink yet" So he picks his son up, puts him back in the stroller, and heads home.



Probably my fathers favorite irish joke.

(I already have FTL, just wanted to share a good joke )

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DHC-Kiel (Vincent Stiglitz - Daumann Heavy Construction)
DHC-Hammelburg (Vincent Stiglitz - Daumann Heavy Construction)[
[RM]Fl.Hugo.Oppenheimer (Hugo Oppenheimer - Rhineland Military)
RNC-Essen (Rhineland Military Reserve)
Russian_Weapons_Dealer (Freelance Weapon Smuggler)

[Nerva Regis]

An elephant enters into a bar.

[Mephistoles]

I got FTL on sale a few weeks back for less than the price of one beer(!!!) and it was great fun for a while. Personally found it short lived but definitely recommend it, especially for free.

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[Nazawo]

Good joke not related to disco ? Hum... Life?

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[Banned player t202085]

Two men walk into a bar,
You'd have thought the second one would have ducked

(I don't want a key, not my kinda game either, just joining in )

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[Yehn Akhabila]

A nihilist, a cynic, and a postmodernist walk into a bar. They ask the bartender for drinks, and he replies: "Adults only, please."

(I also played FLT so no need for a key. I also very recommend the Captain's Edition mod for any FTL players here)

[SnakThree]

Extending this to the next week, just so more people might stumble onto it and have a chance.

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[MotokoSusu]

the joke: Life in general

[SnakThree]

Get out of here with your morbid and unfunny "life is joke" messages. We know life is tough. I am here to share some positivity amidst the harsh lives we are living.

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