Experience: I grew up on Planet Manhattan. As is custom to most Discovery roleplay, my parents died at a young age. This has made me vulnerable yet strong since I had to raise myself. I was left with just a lemonade stand to earn enough income to pay rent. I had to squeeze all of the lemons on my own. I eventually had enough money to purchase a Liberty Dreadnought of my own. The crew is magically honor bound to me and... check this out, PLOT TWIST, everybody is infected by the Nomads! Bwahaha, I'm an undercover Wild. The entire crew is infected which... come to think of it, surprises me that this isn't on the news. I mean, wouldn't the family of the crews become concerned by different behaviors or at least not writing to them? Perhaps they are not infected... hmm, they just follow my orders even if we shoot friendly ships. But nobody knows that
During long voyages I have discovered various cocktails of alcohols and lemonade. Whiskey and lemonade, for example, is quite the delicious concockshin... concussion... con... shit, I'm drunk. This won't go on record of my application, will it?
Okay, can I start over? Okay... Captain Lemon Squeezy here, applying for the lemon squad... lemon fleet. Truth be told, I've had quite a lot of Lemoniskys... my name for a lemonade and whiskey mix. Lemoniskys... I have not had one so don't worry (maybe I'eve had 2 or 3... na, jks) This also won't go on record, will it?
Man, this Lemonisky is making me really sleepy. Okay... true story. I grew up in the mines of Planet Pittsburgh. The forges of the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Okay, this was fun to write and yes, I am quite drunk but hey, my hope is at least 1 person had a chuckle at this. Some of you could use a laugh so, take the W and I hope you have a good day. Heardy!)
It ain't about what you are capable of, it's about what you're willing to do.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am thrilled to accept this application from Captain Lemon Squeezy. We were quite impressed with the experience listed on their resume, including their entrepreneurial skills in starting a lemonade stand and eventually owning a Liberty Dreadnought.
But let's not forget their creativity and humor, as evidenced by their plot twist of being an undercover Wild and the discovery of various cocktails of alcohols and lemonade, including the infamous Lemoniskys.
We appreciate their honesty in admitting to being a little bit drunk during the application process, but fear not, Captain Lemon Squeezy, your secrets are safe with us.
So without further ado, we welcome Captain Lemon Squeezy to the lemon squad... lemon fleet... or whatever it is we're calling it. We can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans and lemon-based concoctions they bring to the team. Congratulations! You have earned the
