---Incoming Transmission---
From: =LSF= Senior Agent Francis "Squints" McClintock, Department of Homeland Security
To: Kashiwaba Tomoe
Message Starts:
"Teme, baka. Expect to be excessively inspected every time I see you in space from now on. This waste of my time will be penalized in kind. By the way, meganekko doesn't work for you. At all."
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*
<<< Aliester Brown, DSE President >>>
>>> That Silly Kusarian Zoner Thingy <<<
Well, er, okay.
I can't really say that we impose on you much down near Freeport 1, but if you'd like to, er, threaten us if we try to grace your otherwise dingy and lackluster facility with fine, hardworking Libertonians... we'll be sure to respect your non-authority in this subject and stay away, Ms. Kashywabby.
Sincerely,
Aliester Brown
President, Deep Space Engineering
<<< Aliester Brown, DSE President >>>
>>> That Silly Kusarian Zoner Thingy <<<
Also, the company psychologist has present her findings, and I'd be inclined to agree with her.
It appears, Ms. Kashywabby, that the reason you refuse to leave Liberty, and the motive behind all this is that you're madly jealous of Liberty because we're just so awesome.
You have my most sincere apologies that you were born Kusarian, no wonder you're a Zoner now.
Sincerely,
Aliester Brown
President, Deep Space Engineering
---Incoming Transmission---
From: =LSF= Senior Agent Francis "Squints" McClintock, Department of Homeland Security
To: Robert Bueller, Liberty Navy Primary Fleet
Message Starts:
"I'm pretty sure fabricating comm logs in order to falsely incriminate the Navy is considered slander and is a felony. If someone wants to "arrest" miss Kawashiba for criminal charges, I don't think the LSF would give you any trouble over it, if you catch my drift."
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*
That's the funny part fella'. I told her to stand down so I could arrest the bastard. Wanted to give her the good ol' Sugarland treatment. The log when I tell her to stand down so I could arrest, isn't there.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
An' the bastard didn't stop an' neither did her cryin'.
Right, you want to tell that we shoot at innocent Civilians? Then you are horribly wrong. I know what happened before. Today as we were fighting against those Outcasts and Liberty Rogues you have been sitting there, watching us.
First, I have told you to leave this Place before MacTavish did. Second, you have already been firing upon the Liberty Siege Cruiser supporting us in the Fight you were watching. Third, your "Proof" actually is cropped. I know that the words "Arrest" and "Zoner" already dropped into the Communication Channel, you simply refused.
Jack Daniels
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---:Transmission Ending:---
"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"