Auto Chainfire

[RmJ]

You know that would actually be pretty awesome.

It could automatically generate variations of "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!".

Such as: "MY NAME IS TONY MONTANA. YOUR MOTHER GAVE MY FATHER HERPES. PREPARE TO HAND ME YOUR UNDERWEAR."

Or a more classy: "Good day old chap, my name is Francis McBumsworth and I'm afraid that your lack of fashion sense has upset the Queen. As such I have no choice but to remove you from space along with your mighty fine spacecraft. Prepare for your finest hour."

Granted, seeing as this is Discovery, I'm certain that the engagement notices would be looking more like:

"Hey you there, want to hold hands and exchange our life-stories before we get to the uncomfortable bits? We might be able to avoid those most likely if we just have a nice conversation. Oh and would you like a muffin?"
Come to think of it, this idea is horrible.

You just gave me a brilliant idea!

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