So my sister is getting married on Thursday, I can only compare her to how China operates. I am under a dictatorial rule and breaking it could lead to a tank in the face in the form of 120 decibel screaming and possibly a nice session of clawing to the face. She's already forcing me to die my hair because she says its ginger when others say its blonde.
Since I've never been to a wedding, anyone got any helpful tips?