So Fletcher is going to a wedding

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drink, but dont get plastered
smile at the bridesmaids, but dont get caught 'in flagrante delicto'
eat all you want, but don't throw up
and if you fall asleep, try not to snore
have been to over thirty weddings, in three different continents. Generally, you will spend the day hungry, bored, needing to pee, thirsty, wishing it was over, thinking "they've been living together for 3 years, how is this a 'special' day?", or a combination of the above

[color=#FFFFFF]that or you can finger bang the aforementioned bridesmaid under the table

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