Crusader Kings II

[NixOlympica]

As I told you in game, this talk of sisters makes me uncomfortable, and I'll be damned if you got a hold of one of them!

Not to mention, my 44 year old Duke is married to a chastise 18 year old swine that doesn't like to put out. While you're pumping out babies like an Amazon factory, I'm sitting on a celibate woman that hasn't declared herself as such.

Either my duke is a bad man in bed, or she's a very self concious thing.

EDIT:

Need I remind you of that Horrible Histories episode? :lol:

Convert to Islam my friend and I will give you some of my 8 daughters. Even all if you are interested.