SHIP ID: LR-I.Blame.The.Parents LOCATION: In your mom's bed. FROM: Clyde Johnson RANK: Consigliere SUBJECT: Cute bounties are cute.
Ahoy there honey,
did one of my boys make ya cry? Poor lil' fleet admiral. Must be hard to loose thousands of crew members, to such jerks like us, ye?
It'll be a pleasure to hunt your hiding butt off yer capital vessel and have ye beggin' on yer knees for yer pathetic life until ye'll drown in yer own tears.