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03-20-2026, 05:06 PM,

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Sadly, we lost another great one.

In honor of the myth and legend, let us celebrate his life by sharing some of our favorite Chuck Norris jokes.

The reason we haven't found life on Mars is because Chuck Norris was there first.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake. After days or torturous pain... the snake finally died.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. The descendants of that horse are known today as giraffes.

Now go, Mr. Norris, go to the afterlife and pass judgement on the powers that be. Cheers.

It ain't about what you are capable of, it's about what you're willing to do.

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Chuck Norris Jokes - by Stewgar - 03-20-2026, 05:06 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Dejavu - 03-20-2026, 05:23 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Hitman-76 - 03-20-2026, 05:23 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Tenshi - 03-20-2026, 05:26 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Geno - 03-20-2026, 05:36 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by The_Godslayer - 03-20-2026, 06:07 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Deity - 03-20-2026, 06:10 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Lord Caedus - 03-20-2026, 06:19 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by The_Godslayer - 03-20-2026, 06:32 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Warlitz - 03-20-2026, 06:42 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Zyliath - 03-20-2026, 06:56 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Maik - 03-20-2026, 07:01 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by LuckyOne - 03-20-2026, 07:03 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Doc Holliday - 03-20-2026, 08:10 PM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Lusitano - 03-21-2026, 12:43 AM

RE: Chuck Norris Jokes - by Excitable.Boy - 03-21-2026, 05:16 AM

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