Well, this has been rejected a few times and I think it'll stay so, but I'll say it anyways.
There is an option which would decrease the number of players (mostly those ooRP not coming to the forums). Make a password for entrance to server. Everyone would have to look on forums to find it and lets say it would change every now and then. It -would- reduce the numbers, there's a lot of people on server who haven't even taken a look on the forums.
Just think again - it would reduce numbers and even better - those gone would be major lolwuters.
Though admins have said no many times, and I doubt they will allow it now.
I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.