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Shoot anything that goes mew? Can do. I want their ears for ornaments.
Yeah, so anyway. Barry called me, screaming something about getting shot at, so I prattled on over to Texas, where he was about to get shot at by a small fleet. I get there, he gets shot at, what a surprise eh? Anyways, some lovely chaps by the name of Preying.Osprey and Nietzche's.Ghost came and helped out. Barry exploded in the first wave, then a second wave of Lawful types came, and we blew them up too. I must say I love fighting the Liberty Marine Corp [LMC]. They explode faster than Gold Squad. I guess that's what you get for being Liberty's B-team, huh. Anyways:
And I guess I missed the captures, but I killed a Guardian named Alexis in a duel, and we also took out a gunboat by the name of "LNS-Nebuchadnezzar".
One more thing. Remember our directive, we want to stay away from New York as much as possible. Try to hit California, or ruin some blockade-runner's days in Texas or something. Just don't sit at West Point and try to get people to fight you, that's as idiotic as it is.. stupid?
Oh, and Barry. If you're about to die.. please just explode, eject, and wait for some idiot Rookie Rogue to pick you up. It's much easier than scooping you off of Manhattan's surface.
That is all, lackeys!
James LaBrie, Assistant to the High Overlord, Vagrant Raiders, signing out. End of transmission.