The Company

[MrHeadphones]

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---Sender Location: Kensington Station, New London---
---Sender ID: David James Carter---

Dear Sir.
Today, I have had a pair of notes on my ship's computer, asking me whether I am affiliated with the [Company] And to both, I have had to respond, no. I've never heard of the [Company], and quite honestly, I do not wish to be bombarded with notes about it. I am hereby officially requesting that you change your name by Deed Poll to something other then David Carter, since I find that this sharing of names could lead to quite serious confusion. I will of course provide the necessary credits for the deed poll transaction. However, If this does not occur, I may have to resort to less "above board" methods, which may end in your termination.

Yours sincerely,
David J. Carter
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//get off my name! I had it first.