Gateway Comm System: OPEN
To: All Personnel
From: Cap'n Jubal
Subject: Trade Report
Jubal here an' I thot I'd mak' m' first trade report.
Well sir, was up in Liberty and thot I'd h'l Boron to LD-14 don't you know, Th'm dern container jockeys on Pittsburgh dern took forever to l'd up m' ship. My dern dog Gimpy could a dn' 't faster. They w's muttern 'bout sum war preparations and sum such. I hain't know 'bout th't but 't no concern 'f mine 'cept I see a flock o missiles 'n m' view screen 'bout r'dy t' roost on m' ship like a dern pit-o-vipers 'n a hen house don't you know.
I'd done arrive 'n LD-14 an' got m' ship unloaded rit' smartly. These Bretonia b'ys know how t' werk for a livin.
I th'n lighted up th' engines and skipped o'r t' the Hood fer som' g'ld. But them dangnabbit Mollys wus a pressin' on m' an' I had to blast a few. My hand wus a steady on th'm guns an' even Gimpy w's happy and rolled over a few dern times. G'd ol Gimpy don't you know.
I g't m' sum gold an' headed for Rheinland. Landed 'n Ingolstadt and th'm boys wus a h'ppy to see that gold. They d'n near unloaded m' ship lickity split. I wus a might dry b' th'n and wus look'n for 'n ale or three. I went 'nto the bar and had m' a c'ld glass of ale. Well sir, I dern drank up haf d' bar 'n ended up 'n sum room with a woman who g' by Hanna. I put in m' teeth an' w' dern had us a nice chat.
Well sir, thas 'bout 't fur me. I dern n'r git 10 million 'n tis trip don't you know.
