A towering pillar of a man walks into his one-room living space aboard the Kensington, barely fitting through the door, and flops down on an alarmingly creaky chair so seemingly fragile that a flea would have a hard time building up the courage to rest his weight on it. Frowning, the bear of a man wipes his ship-tinkering grimy hands on his shirt, then reexamines them, making sure there isn't any filth to dirty his living space. Satisfied with the still toxic cleanliness of his hands, he squints down at the control panel of the desk and smashes one of his large, calloused fingers onto a few of the buttons. "All of Gate-...oh blast! Which one is it...hm...AHA!" Another button is nearly crushed into it's housing, but luckily it was the right one this time, sparing the next random button choices from the devastating might of Bernal's index finger...
Gateway Comm System: OPEN To: All Personnel From: DSO, Bernal Eisenhower Subject: Setup Notification
All of Gateway, this is your new Director of Security speaking, I have good news!
I have completed all the form work and, just in time, my request for a fully equipped Eagle has finally been answered and accepted! Starting right this second I'll be managing the safety of all Gateway employees and allies, while at the same time trying my hardest not to make a mess of the entire company.
I think things will be much, much safer around here from now on!
Those filthy pirates won't know what to do now that I'm around, hahaha!
