Proceeds of Crime

[Quorg]

Comm ID: Desert.Snow
Location: Daisin Station, Seto System

How strange! The Bretonian thinks that the counterfeit currency sent to him by the Kempetai agent actually impacted our economy. Even if they were real credits, such a trivial sum would hardly be enough for a Kusari schoolchild to purchase lunch with. Somehow, though, it manages to make a Bretonian think he is rich! Haha! That shows the low value of inferior Bretonian goods. Of course, considering this fool's apparent spending habits, he has already circulated the counterfeit credits throughout Bretonia, thus undermining their economy.

Let me assure you, sir, that my stocks in Samura are running as high as ever, thanks to the ever-increasing profits from our beloved newly-acquired holdings in the area formerly known as Leeds.

However, to help you celebrate your delusions of wealth, I will send to you one-hundred seventy of my pickled Bretonian Armed Forces pilots heads. Savor them well, sir. I prefer them with fava beans and a nice chianti. Be careful, though- the brains tend to be smaller among the Bretonians, so consume them sparingly.

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.