Vagrant Raiders' Intelligence Hub

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Comm ID: Jada Zachary; Taskmaster
Location: Buffalo Base; New York
Subject: Damn the KoF

Alright, ladies...and LaBrie...Today we had a massive clusterfrack in New York. Warlord Jordan and my Xavvy-Wavvy went in search of fun. After frisking a transport that likes to be a tease, we headed to New York in search of REAL fun. Oh that was amusing.

We ran into a bunch of Nomads. Warlord Jordan, for some reason, thought it would be fun to, good God, interrogate them. They didn't seem amused; Xavvy-Wavvy's obnoxious fighter seemed to captivate them. Hard to imagine that the Nomads can be brain-washed by items that are the source of epileptic fits.

Liberty Navy was none too happy about the presence of both Nom-Noms and the little ole' Vagrants. Before we knew it, a fleet had mustered and was ready to kick our asses. Morons....

Through methods that are rather unknown, we convinced the Nomads to follow us into battle! Very quickly, random Lane Hackers and even the Hellfire Legion showed up to assist us. Raisu, despite being a very good pilot, killed a Nomad and Xavvy-Wavvy with his Nova Torps. I almost opened up on him, myself. But the capital ships had to be murdered.

I only got one kill. The moronic, cowardly, toe-licking leader of the KoF. I was very proud. His ship exploded as I drove the nose of my Sabre into it.

After we killed FREAKING EVERYTHING we headed back to Buffalo to rearm.

That's it. Bye.

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