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Hayley frowns slightly, her foot slamming into the console of her fighter's controls. She frowns, muttering to herself. "Piece of crud..." she growls, rolling off her chair and dropping in behind the small craft's electrical panel. Her hands work nimbly, twidling and pulling at wires, and panels before finally slamming her hand sideways, the computer rebooting.
"Euch...now will you work?" She gives another grunt, sliding back into her chair, dropping her elbows onto the sill of computer, her chin being dumped into her palms. The computer flashes white, then blue, before her custom OS boots itself, a massive grin erupting over her face, accompanied by a semi-disgruntled " 'Bout time."
She lifts her head, hands dropping heavily onto her keyboard, her fingers flicking out over fluttering over the compact input with astonishing speed.
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Sorry for not doing any pirating...I'm not much of a combat pilot, better at evasion than bringing the old guns to bear.
Alright...guess I'll be there for that run.
Pretty, pretty, pretty please can I fly my big baby? This little fighter's driving me nuts! I hate it, the console's so weak it's like it's got AIDS, cancer, an- oh screw it, never mind with the ailment jokes. Long version short; fighter sucks. Transport good. Me no like shooting. Me like running cargo loads full.
Cheers, Hay-
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"OH LORD!"; another foot launched at the computer. At least the meaningful part of her message was uploaded.