To the SCRA

[Tabris]

Comm ID: Automated Message from the Coalition High Command

Subject: The Coalition.

"Good *insert time of day here* Sir/Madam, the Coalition is strong, the Coalition is Powerful, any talk of destruction of our ships, lack of funding, rampant homosexuality, intrusions and getting away with it are fabricated by the enemies of the Coalition who merely want to divide us or paint us in a bad image.

We are the savior of the working class, we lend our strength to those without any for themselves, remember Citizens, the Houses will lie to you and Criminals are never to be trusted...Be Smart...Be Safe...Be Alert."

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