Comm ID: Jada Zachary; Warlady
Location: Systematic Chaos; Tau-23
Subject: Kane's gay.
We came to a marvelous revelation today: KANE'S OUT OF THE CLOSET! Now I know what you're all thinking...we knew already. But after hours of roaming about Sirius in a drunken or high stupor, we came to the realization Kane is different.
On our travels of self discovery we found many friends of different calibers and oddities. In Bretonia, we found traders who were afraid of our capital ships...in Kusari we found homophobes who wanted to probably kill and eat poor Kane...and in the Taus...well we found the Outcasts who were busy killing things.
Fun but is that out of all this we gained over a thousand cryocubes. Yup. Whole damn load of them aboard the Chaos. We need them. For...keeping things cold. Yes...
So we are in the Taus if you need us. Please don't need us. We just used the cryocubes to freeze this store of alcohol we bought.
Ciao. -----TERMINATING TRANSMISSION-----
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"