Church of Eris Esoteric Fundraiser

[Malaclypse 666]

Remember the "Q" Memorial Trader's Fund?

Remember those "Free CSV" Giveaways in New York?

Remember all those debts wiped clean when the 1st Bank of Flax flew into the New York sun?

Well, Sirius, now it's your turn!

The Church of Eris Esoteric has plans. Big plans. Whoop-de-do plans.

But, we're a bit short on Flax. New plantations, Memorials, etc., have left us with rather linty pockets.

So, we are requesting donations for.. things.

And, here's what you'll receive for your donation!

10 Million credits: A Baffin "Scrubbie" will be named after you, and released to terraform or enrich the planet of your choice;

25 Million credits: Lifetime tickets to Port Canaria's famous annual Harvest Festival (formerly the Dung Festival), and dinner with the Dung Sculpture judges at Veranda Incognita;

50 Million credits: A lifetime membership to the "Pineal Ranch" Spa and Resort, Baffin System, and a copy of the "Principia Discordia", printed on handmade Canarian hemp paper, and autographed by Episkopos Malaclypse 666;

100 Million credits: An engraved Duodecastone (there won't be any corners) in the new Temple of Eris Esoteric, located in and around the "Goddess' Geode", Baffin System.

You may not believe in Eris or Her Church, folks; but you can sure help Her believe in Herself!

Donate early! Donate often!

Donate to any [~V~] ship. A list of Donors will be kept here for the whole Sector to goggle and wonder over.

Goddess Bless!
Malaclypse, Episkopos
Para-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric (POEE)

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