Travelling advice...

[n00bl3t]

Split your total money up and stash multiple amounts in different places, thieves love it when you keep all your money in a single wallet.

RE: Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I
[color=#FF6666][font=Impact]Everything can and will kill you.

Do not interact with any spiders or insects of any kind. If it's shiny black with a red spot, it will kill you. If it's big, black and fuzzy, it will kill you. If it's living under a trap door it will _really_ kill you. If it looks kind of like a huntsman it's actually a wolf spider and (I'm not even joking) will literally chase you around if you anger one. If it's eating a bird, it'll eat you too.

Do not interact with kangaroos, wombats, emus or basically any wildlife. They all have claws which are sharper than the cute and fuzzy image some of them portray.

Do not attempt to eat any "bush tucker". 99% of the crap growing out here will kill you. The only way the aboriginees learnt what they could eat was russian roulette with five of the six rounds loaded.

Do not interact with bogans. They are dangerous. They also don't like foreigners. If you get called a "Pommie (+/- Bastard)", it is a racial slur. Your best bet is to buy a Commodore and try to blend in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4

Australia day is coming up. January 26. You should peruse the following link if you're going to be on our end during this event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

It's also the middle of summer right now, as opposed to your lovely Britannian winter. A typical summer's day would see the temperature hit somewhere between 35° and 42° as a maxiumum with 25°-30° as the minimum.

Also. Australia has Evangeline.:)
..... and Trent from Punchy

Sage advice.

Watch out for Drop Bears.

If you go to Sydney, or anywhere else in core NSW, I may say hello.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.