Ol' Uncle Tabby.

[Tabris]

Well Kids, I'll answer in order from Alvin to whoever that last 'person' was mates.

Papa Alvino, I can neitha' confirm nor deny I avoided a sweep, you must look deep within yourself and the evidence before you for your answer. (channels a wise old geezer's soul)

Yes, and every morning I would wake up, plaster a cheesy smile upon my face and cheerfully greet neighbors, friends and strangers like it was the 1950's.

And childe, Iron Man is a lie perpetrated by the Capitalist Swine of America to pollute your minds with the 'American Dream' of beer, naked women and fake cake.

You do not WANT to know the answer to that question Tycho, we'll explain it to you when your older.:)

Sorry Kalliste, but Kane is a liar, It's not JUNKER tears, but Hessian Tears that cure cancer.

That Spirit is the RIGHT question. (Just smiles)

Kane Lives in Death!

It's possible Haven, but you require special ingredients in order to do so, you must find the blood of a young male virgin, a braindamaged Goat, 3 candles and a place that's flat enough to draw upon, I'll let you work it out from there.

Don't panic Daedric, that's natural when you come into puberty, just don't scratch there and rub your eyes for at least 2 more years.